Hermitcraft stories

Team ZIT

POV Impulse: I was walking through a trail because my mom had told me to go get some fresh air. I was on a forested trail when I came across a nether portal. It just appeared like poof and a blonde demon fell flat on his face out of it. He sits up holds his nose and notices me "hi I'm tango and my nose is bleeding what's your name" I stood there visibly confused "um my name is Impulse do you want a tissue" he nodded "yes please" I got some tissues out of my pocket and give a few to him, I'm guessing he's a demon because he has red horns and eyes, "why were you kicked out of the nether just now" "I was too nice" tango replied "no seriously why" "no they kick demons who are too nice out of the nether" "oh ok then" "are you my friend"asks tango"it's kinda a weird thing to ask but I don't really know what friends are except I shouldn't have them but I want them" I nod"yes we are friends and if you want you can come to my house we have fruit gummies" we walked along the trail because we needed to get to my place and we were walking for a while when we hear screaming we look around for it and I look up as an ather comes crashing down on me "oh hi I'm zedaph I'm sorry for landing on you I did not have much control over that" he says still on top of me "hi could you get off of me" I mumbled "oh yes sorry" he said and hastily got off me, I stood up " I'm tango and that's impulse" said tango "well hi tango and impulse you are my new friends" "ok" I said you may be thinking why am I so calm well he fell out of the sky I. Not concerned about him being my friend, to that I say he dropped out of the sky and tango's nose is bleeding. They need band aids and he seems nice.

"Ahh what is that" asked a panicked zed while tango gave it the death stare "doesn't matter I ate it" says a very proud tango with halve of a butterfly sticking out of his mouth "tango spit that out it's poisonous" I say, zed is now more panicked "it landed on my head earlier what do what do I do" "calm down it's only poisonous if you eat it" I say tango panics, spits it out and tries to scrape it off his tongue

Time skip

I come home and my mom looks at my friends looks back at her phone and looks back again and pulls me aside "impulse why did you bring rejected athers and demons into my house." She asks on edge "their names are tango and zedaph" I corrected it's not like I call her and every other common, common. "I don't care If I didn't let you be friends with that dirty creeper what made you think that I would be ok with"she rolled her eyes and grumbled "zedaph and tango" I shrugged "well one there not hybrids and two the world doesn't hate magic users and hybrids as much anymore" I got a ding on my com I read it "hi impulse this is kyles mom can you come watch him in about an hour my babysitter canceled last minute" my mom left in frustration "yes but can I bring my friends my mom hates them but they are not bad people they act like idiotic children.she just hates magic users and hybrids." "Oh of course"

I had like half an hour as of now and we are walking to hub square to get water for tango "the taste Won't go away man I regret eating the butterfly." I find this hilarious and zed doesn't notice he is just looking around at the hub square "they told me this place had been through the worst, that it had been bombed, but they definitely didn't bomb this place and it isn't the a post apocalyptic wasteland." Said zed in awe of everything. "Did they really tell you that" I asked, he nodded. I saw a familiar coffee shop "if we buy something from here we can get free waters" I said "we can get those fruit gummies you promised me"said tango " I wasn't promised fruit gummies nor do I know what they are but I want one" we walked in and a brown panda hybrid greeted us "hello and welcome, what can I get you today" "three fruit gummy packets and a water" I said "what size water" she asked, we turned to tango "big" he said "I thought demons don't need water?"she asked confused " I ate a butterfly spit it out and the taste lingers" she cringed"I grew up in a jungle and ate all kinds of weird bugs your going to need milk" she brought out the gummies and milk and we took them to go, on my way out I saw a poster, "Hermitcraft" it read "we don't care who you are as long as you don't hate us you can come" I jotted down the number on the paper, and walked to kyle's mom's house. Hello impulse those must be your friends I will be out for like an hour and a half Kyle has eaten lunch and HAS had dessert, I left a dvd on the counter for him to watch bye. I had turned on the dvd it was the emperor's new groove we were at the part where there's that meme about the angle going to the devil no no he's got a point, Kyle paused the movie and he was like"it's you three" the three of us were just kinda like aww this little kid is adorable. "You know you deserve a desse-" zed couldn't if his scetance "no no bad zed" I scolded "no no he's got a point" laughed tango,

Time skip

"Mom they're just kids who have nowhere to go" I pleaded "it's a demon and a reject ather and I don't want either of them in my house" she said in an angry on edge tone "we can here you and we take offense to that" yelled tango from outside, I went outside "we have one other option" I said taking out a piece of paper, I turned on my com and put it on speakerphone "hello I am impulse here calling about joining Hermitcraft with my friends tango and zedaph" I said zed and tango caught on and said hi " impulse remember me it's doc the kid that your mom almost killed me" he said almost jokingly "wait your alive she told me you died and it was for the better than she moved me to a different school" I thought my mom had killed my friend she told me I had and it should be a lesson to not make friends with hybrids " I already know you but are your friends decent people" he said I took my com off and gave it to them "earlier today I ate a butterfly" I heard as I went back to the house to pack." The next day I was calling a can in the hub square and one finally pulled up and we piled in "where are ya heading to" he asked "new server at -288, 67, -1167" said zed "huh I had a girl going to that same servers while back" he said. And we were on our way. I hadn't told my mom where I was of legal age to go on my own so I didn't have to. We arrived at a portal, just like the one tango fell out of but teal on the inside we went in "welcome to Hermitcraft" said the admin