Ask Death (DIMBFF)

Cuddling with Cupcake

Death: And where do you think you're going?!

Em: I'M LEAVING. I CAN'T STAND YOU ANYMORE. YOU'RE BOSSY, YOU'RE RUDE, YOU'RE MEAN, YOU'RE DESPICABLE. YOU ARE THE WORST.

Death: Ugh... thanks?

Em: You're- you're- UNBELIEVABLE. Ugh.

Death: *bored voice* No, seriously, what are you up to?

Em: *sighs in defeat* I really can't fool you, can I?

Death: No one can fool this hot chunk of beauty.

Em: Uhh. Okay fine. You see, we've reached 1k reads and to celebrate, I invited Faith! And I wanna give you guys some privacy-

*knock knock knock*

Em: *shrieks* She's here!!!!! GAH SHE'S HERE OMFG SHE'S TOTES HERE OMF I CANT BREATHEGEDRFSEGK

Death: I don't think I'll like this...

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Faith: ...

Death: >____>

Faith: ...

Death: <_____<

Faith: ....

Death: -_____-

Faith: ....is she... always like that?

Em: *rocks back and forth* *mutters* omg i cant. Totally fangirling... they're both here are they gonna kiss??? *laughs*

they so cute togather make a bby in front of me *rocks back and forth*

Death: Ugh..  Don't mind her. She's always like that.

Faith: *pokes Em*

Em: *flinches* O-oh right, I'm sorry. Here. *hands paper*

Answer them. Help Death answer them. Heh heh.

Death: Give me that! *snatches paper* Let's begin.

Death: >____>

Em: ....

Death: >____>

Em: ...what...?

Death: wELL WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GIVE US SOME F*CKING PRIVACY?!

Faith: Hey! Watch your words. She's just a kid!

Death: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. AND SHE'S NOT A KID, LOOK AT HER! I SAW HER READ GAY FAN FIC AND THAT'S NOT WHAT KIDS DO.

Em: *sobs*

Faith: Aaaw. Stop it Death, you're making her cry.

Em: *fakes tears*

Faith: Look what you've done! You monster! Come here, Em. Aaaw, stop crying...

Em: *hugs Faith*

Death: what???

Faith: Aaaw, I know what you feel baby girl... Don't cry. Death really is mean.

Em: Yeah.. He's a piece'o sh*t and big fat d*ck

Faith: Preach it.

Death: How come you don't yell at her? She cursed! And how comr I don't get a hug? Didn't you miss me cupcake?