Em created a group chat.
Em added Death and Faith to the group chat.
Em changed the group chat's name to xReaper Kittiesx
Em: hello !
Seen by Death
Em: hello !!!
Seen by Death
Em: sum1 pls talk to me
Death is typing...
Em: :-)
Death is typing...
Em: :--)
Death is typing...
Em: :---)
Death is typing...
Em: u hav such fat fingers if u type that slowwwww
Death: Or I'm just not interested...
Em: R00D *sends meme*
Seen by Death
Seen by Faith
Faith: HI !!
Em: Hello faith !!!!!!!!
Faith: This group chat is so convenient like I dont have to bother to come over your place
Em: ikr why havent we thought of dis b4
Faith: plus, i dont wanna come over death's place. it stenks
Em: tru. one time, i founs a v old pizza stuffed in the corner of his couch. ew
Faith: damn right. his couch is the worst. like, it hides so many... disgusting secrets. one time when i was over his place, i found nails... like HUMAN finger nails ??? ewww
Em: WTF
Faith: they were really long. i felt like i was gonna throw up. Lucky the fingers were not attached to it anymore or i would soooo throw up all over the place
Em: OH MY F. i just remembr that one time, i sat on that yucky couch, there was something sharp poking me ass ??????? i kind of just ignored it bc i was soooooo into the tv show
Death: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH MY COUCH FUCK OFF
Faith changed the group chat's name to xDeath's couch stenksx
Death: fucking
Em: nc
Faith: nc
Em: im bored
Faith: same. we should like, go watch movie or something
Death: Watch this instead
Death sent a photo
*photo is a topless selfie of David Starr biting his glossy lower lip*
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Ask Death (DIMBFF)
HumorYou know you wanna ask the color of the grim reaper's underwear.
