Em: *whispers something to Death*
Death: WHAT???!
Em: YOU DEAF MONGREL. I SAID *whispers furiously*
Death: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Em: Eh?? Eh?? How about that??
Death: TELL ME MORE. *smiles excitedly*
Em: *whispers *
Death: *glances at Faith*
Faith: *in a distance, looking at them awkwardly* uhm
Em: And then *whispers*
Death: AHAHAHA. THAT IS BRILLANT, MY SERVANT.
Em: Will you please stop yelling??
Death: Oh, oh- I have another one... *whispers something to Em*
Em: ...oh.
Death: Yeah.
Em: Idk but-
Death: *whispers to Em*
Em: ...
Death: *grins*
Faith: e_e
Em: *clears throat* *looks at Faith* SO-
Faith: -SO what are we doing here on the rooftop?
Em: O-Oh, well.... You see...
Death: You see, I have this urge to push someone off a building lately.
Faith: Really???
Em: Really???
Death: *glares at Em*
Em: Oh, yeah. Really Ha ha *laughs nervously*
Faith: *Squints eyes suspiciously*
Em: ANYWAY, how about we proceed to the questions?
Q: Okay then, can the oh so dark and dangerous Death, tell me the length of his dick?
Death: Well *clears throat* If you're really curious, my dear, why don't you come over and see for yourself?
Em: *tries to sound casual* ...but like, I think she meant the exact measurement?... >_>
Death: Why don't you ask Faith over here, since she had seen it already?
Faith: Have not.
Death: Yes, you have.
Faith: Have not.
Death: Have BEEN.
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