Faith: I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T EAT YOUR SANDWICH.
Death: Yeah, yeah. Like I'll believe that. For hell's sake, why won't you just admit it?!
Faith: BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT.
Death: You could just at least admit it. I won't hurt you. Unless you want me to.
Faith: Whatever, I didn't eat your food. It could've contained poison, for all I know. Creatures like you shouldn't be trusted.
Death: Ouch.
Death: ...
Death: Well, you have to make me another sandwich because mine magically disappeared!
Faith: I DID NOT EAT YOUR FOOD, FOR F*CK'S SAKE
Death: FINE >:(
Faith: FINE >:O
Death: I JUST SAID THAT.
Faith: I JUST SAID THAT.
Death: ARE YOU COPYING ME?
Faith: ARE YOU COPYING ME?
Death: LET'S HAVE SEX
Faith: LET'S HAVE-
Faith: ...
Death: *grins*
Faith: get away from meh
Death: No *winks*
Em: *barges in* YO YO YO WASSUP WASSUP
Death: What are you doing here?!
Faith: Omg Em you're back! Awww I've missed youuuu. *leans in for a kiss*
Death: *teleports to Em's place*
Faith: *kisses Death instead*
Death: Yum.
Faith: *gasps* YOU
*raises arm to slap Death*
Death: *Grabs Faith hand and bites it*
Faith: OOUUUUUCCHHHH!!!!
Em: There there children. We have a busy day.
x x x x x x x x x x x
Q: Death I have a question for you; would you want to have a reality show about you? If yes, what would the name be?
Death: No.
Em: Why?
Death: Because no one's worth playing my character. And they can't anyway cause no one's as handsome as I am.
