Dear Diary
I bet you're wondering why I haven't written for a very long time. The truth is...I'M LAZY AND CAN'T BE BOTHERED!!!!! Not to be dramatic but I've been doing other things. Unfortunately I've been doing a lot of homework recently. Mama Brianna noticed that I haven't been doing it much so she made me sit downstairs and do it. I have to put up with the cats climbing on the table and walking all over my books (KERMIT!!!!). Speaking of Kermit, the nasty boy, I have a little story to share. On New Year's Eve we were all sitting in the living room watching TV. Fun right? Well it was fun until Kermit came sliding down the railing on the stairs and fell off into the Christmas tree. Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside that cat's head. Not only that, the Christmas tree fell and a load of decorations flew off. Disclaimer: No cats or humans were hurt during Kermit's nasty performance. It resulted in a massive mess on the floor which took a while to clean up, but we got there in the end. It won't be long until I have to go back to work on the weekends. I'm definitely not looking forward to that!
P.S The cats are staring at me and I don't know why. It's creepy
STAI LEGGENDO
Rogerina's Diary
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