Dear Diary
Grrrrr Aunty Melina found my diary. Goddamnit! Now I have to face the punishments: extended grounded time, having to do the washing up everyday and banned from petting kermit (well, I don't like him anyway so no big deal). Speaking of Kermit, he chewed my ballet shoe the other day so I couldn't wear them for ballet class. New ballet shoes are going to be on my christmas wish list. Kermit thinks he's so clever but really he's the dumbest cat I know. I hope he falls into the sink when I'm doing the washing up. Anyway, I'm gonna have to go on a mission. Mission 'Get Rogerina's bows back' because Grandma Deaky hid them. I might hide in the cupboard under the stairs and attack when it's convenient. I swear everyone is out to target me, even Kermit. Well, I guess I'll have to take my diary to school tomorrow so nobody else decides to read it. Cat's can't read,can they?
P.S *launches pen off the desk and it bounces on the floor* It's called Talent, look it up!
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Rogerina's Diary
FanfictionThe original Rogerina's Diary! Yes, it's me @roger.taylor_queen from instagram. Follow Rogerina's daily life as she shares all of her secrets and rants about family members and cats. Story based on the 'I Want To Break Free' music video by the band...
