Konosuba! God's Bless on this bizarre World

OBJECTION!

Sena:ADVENTURER SATOU KAZUMA!YOU ARE SUSPECTED OF TRYING TO SUBVERT THE STATE!

YOU ARE TO COME WITH ME!

Kazuma:....Erm...

Who migh you be?

Actually what do you mean by subverting the state?

Y/N:Pleaspleaspleaspleaspleaplseplaspleas

Sena: I'm the Kingdom's royal Persecutor Sena.

State subversion is a crime of which those who cause incidents that shake the state are accused.You are aware, are you not?

You are suspected of being a terrorist, or possibly one who belongs to the Demons King's Army.

Everyone:EEEHHH!?

Aqua:HEY KAZUMA!DID YOU DO SOMETHING AGAIN!?

WHAT KIND OF HIDEOUS ACT DID YOU COMMIT WHILE I WASN'T WATCHING!? HERE APOLOGIZE! I'LL APOLOGIZE WITH YOU AS WELL!!

Y/N:AQUA CAN YOU BE ANY DUMBER THEN YOUR NAME ITSELF!?HE SAVED THE CITY AND WE DESTROYED THE DESTROYER!WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD BE CALLED A TERRORIST IF HE WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME WITH US !? HE CAN'T EVEN USE TELEPORT!

Megumin: PLEAS WAIT A MINUT!LIKE Y/N SAID,ISN'T THERE SOME KINF OF MISTAKE!?

KAZUMA DOES COMMIT SMALL CRIMES AS SUCH AS SEXUAL HARASSMENT EVERY NOW AND THEN,BUT HE DOES NOT HAVE THE COURAGE TO ATTEMPT SUBVERTING THE STATE!

Kazuma:YOU! ARE YOU TRYING TO DEFEND ME OR PICK A FIGHT WITH ME!?MAKE IT CLEAR!

Y/N:PLEAS FOR THE NAME OF ME,JUST STOP FIGHTING!I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT WE JUST FOUGHT THE DESTROYER AND IS THIS THE THANK'S WE GET!?
WE EVEN DEFEATED THE DULLUHAN!!A I DON'T KNOW ONE OF THE DEVIL KING'S GENERLAS!?

Darkness:Mhm. Indeed i don't think he can commit such an outrageous crime.
As my husband just said he only does small or weard crimes!

Y/N:HUSBAND?!

Darkness:W-WELL WE ARE GOING TO GET MARIED RIGHT?!

Y/N:WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT?! I'M ONLY 13 YEAR'S OLD!!THIS IS ILLEGAL!

Darkness:AGE DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S LOVE!

Y/N:IT DOES!

Darkness:W-WELL IT'S JUST A NUMBER!

Y/N:YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS JUST A NUMBER?

Darkness:NO?

Y/N:NINE ONE F*CKING ONE!!!

Sena:Anyway!The mobile fortress Destroyer's core,the Chronatite,which was teleported under this man's instruction has been teleported to the mansion of the landlord who governs this territory!

Everyone:WHAT? IT DID?

Kazuma:O...Oh my god...Somebody died in an explosion because of me...!?

Y/N:It's ok.

Sena:He's not dead! Don't just go ahead and kill him off!

Fortunately,there was nobody in there, so there were no injuries.But the mansion has been blown to smithereens!

Kazuma:So there are zero casualties...Phew that's good to hear.

Sena:WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT THAT! DO YOU UNDESTAND THE SITUATION YOU'RE IN!?

YOU HAVE SENT AN EXPLOSIVE OBJECT TO THE LANDLORD'S MANSION AND BLEW IT UP!CURRENTLY,YOU ARE FACING SUSPECTS OF BEING A TERRORIST,OR SOMEONE WHO BELONGS TO THE DEMON KING'S ARMY!!