Konosuba! God's Bless on this bizarre World

Zoinks!

Y/N:Zzzzzz........H-huh? WHat?

As you wake up,you realise you've been set in a other place.

Y/N:WHat is all of th-OOoooooo!Yeah i remember! Darkness familie stuff...How did i slept trough all of that?

You then see you are in a big room with everyone,No Megumin but Darkness is there! She's keeping you on her lap.

Darkness:Shhhh,go back to sleep~

Y/N:Hmm?

Dustiness:Is that true,Lalatina!?
You're going to positively consider the marriage meeting....?

Darkness:Father n-

Y/N:WHAT!?

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PLAY THE OPENING

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Darkness:Yes,that's true,Father. I,Lalatina am thinking of accepting this marriage meeting.

Behind Darkness where Kazuma and Aqua being 2 braincells of a Toad.

Aqua:Hey Kazuma-san! She just called her father otou-Sama!

Kazuma:I...Idiot! More omportantly she refers to herself as Lalatina!

Darkness Blush level 65%

Dustiness:Lalatina...Who might these Tree be?

Darkness:...These people are my comrades. I wish to have them accompany me during this marriage meeting as my butler and maid.

Dustiness:And...Him?

He point's at Y/N that's crying between Darkness' boobs.

Y/N

Darkness:W-ell...

Kazuma stands up:Pleased to meet you. I am Satou Kazuma. I have always been in La-

Y/N:

...

Kazuma:Once this marriage meeting passes without i-

Y/N:

Kazuma:IWISHTODOEVERYTHINGICANTOSEEWHETHERHERPARTNERWILLBESOMEONEICANENTRUSTMYPRECIOUSCOMRADETO!

---Time skip off Y/N being in a deppresed state that even Tofu can't fix it---

Maid:Kazuma-Sama,Y/N-Sama,is the size suitable I believe Y/?'s one is too big to fit,right?

Kazuma has a butler outfit,Aqua has a maid costume and Y/N is putting it on

Y/N:Darkness used to say that to me...

Kazuma:What?

Y/N:It's too big...