Konosuba! God's Bless on this bizarre World

ah crap here we go again

Dulluhan:Why haven't you come to my castle!? You wretches!

Kazuma:What,Why? We're not firing explosions magic at you anymore...

Dulluhan: Not firing it at me, you say? That's a barefaced lie!

Y/N:....Megumin...

Megumin:W-well i j-just...Oww!

Y/N:And you Kazuma! Why didn't you do anything?!

Kazuma:How should i know she was casting explosions on the castle?

Megumin: Pleas hear me out!

Until now, I've been able to settle for unleashing my magic on empty plains, but since i learned the allure of using magic attacks on a castle, well.... Now i need something big and hard,or i just can't endure it.

Y/N:That's what Onee-chan said.

Kazuma:What?

Y/N:What?

Kazuma:WAIT A MINUTE! You can't move after unleasing your explosion magic!

Which means you must"ve had an accomplice

As he looked at Aqua,she looked away and tried to whistle.

Kazuma:YOU!!!

Aqua:OW OW OW!!! I can't get worthwhile quests because of him,so i wanted revenge!

Y/N:Why the F-

Verdia: HEAR ME, Fools. My name is Verdia. This isn't the only thing i'm deeply offended by. Did you not have the backbone to seek retribution for your ally's death? I may be evil now, but in life. I strove to be an upstanding knight who protected her ally and recieved my curse, to go to waste is simply-WHA!?

Miss Darklewd finally made her way to her party

Darkness:G-Gosh, um... a model knight?

Y/N: Where have you been?

Darkness: My armour is heavy, so it slowed me quite a bit.

Y/N:I see. But how did you came fast when whe where cabbage Hunting?

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Verdia: H-HuH?! W HA AT!! Y-You're...A-Alive?

Aqua: What's this? Was this Dulluhan  waiting for us the whole time, with no idea that we easily dispelled his curse after he left?

Aqua laughs like a maniace

Aqua: That's hilarios! Super hilarious!

Verdia: I-If i felt like it, I could massacre every inhabititant of this city!

Aqua:You're awfully cocky for an undead!

Y/n: I think you're a little.... Hot-HEADED!

Everyone tried to hold there laughter in but soon everyone bursted out of laughing

Verdian: Do you think a beginner adventurer's magic ca-

Aqua TURN UNDEAD!

Verdia: AHHHH!!!!

He fell down and couldn't get up

Verdia: AH!!

Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, this isn't right! It's not working!