Kingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes

Part 12

Kairi: Okay Sora, repeat after me-
Sora: After me
Kairi: ...Is he serious?
Riku: No he's Sora

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Flight attendant: Please secure all small items
Axel, smirking: You all secure there, Xion?
Xion: I will steal your kneecaps and throw you off this plane if you don't shut up

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Axel: Isn't it weird people kill flies just because they think they're annoying?
Axel: If people did that, Xion would've killed me a long time ago. And maybe Saix. And probably Kairi too.

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Axel: Can I walk you home? My mother always said to follow my dream ;)
Saix: Joke's on you, I'm your nightmare9

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Roxas: I hate you
Riku: Do you think I care?
Roxas: ... I hate Sora
Riku: fIGHT ME

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Sora, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs...?
Kairi: I think it mean in hand-to-hand combat?
Sora: Oh, that makes sense!
Riku: Has Little Chef taught you ANYTHING? Both of you get out of the kitchen.

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Axel: I think I'm afraid of clowns...
Roxas: Better stay away from mirrors then.

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Riku: Could I please have a little more space?
Sora, laying in his lap: It's your own fault for being that perfect so if you're gonna be mad at someone, be mad at yourself.

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Riku: How long is your ideal hug?
Sora: With you? Two hours at minimum.
Riku: That's very... impractical...
Sora: You said 'ideal' not 'realistic'.

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Riku: You cool, Sora?
Sora: Cool as a cactuar!
Riku: With hair that spiky it's hard to tell the difference.

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Axel and Roxas: *Accidentally sets the kitchen on fire*
Axel: cRAP WE NEED AN ADULT
Roxas: yOU ARE AN ADULT
Axel: ...
Axel: WE NEED A DIFFERENT ADULT, GET SAIX!

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Kairi: Do you think different paints taste different?
Sora: Yep, they do
Kairi: Why do you say that with such certainty?
Sora: ... Let's not go there.

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Aqua: How many keyblade wielders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sora: Oooh I love these jokes! How many??
Axel: I think it's a dozen, I'm sure I've heard this joke somewhere before...
Roxas: How does that even—
Aqua: It wasn't a joke, we've been sitting here in the dark for TWO HOURS.