Kingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes

Part 2

Sora: If I run at Riku, I am 100% certain he'll catch me no matter what
Sora: *Runs at him full speed* RIKUUUU!!
Riku: NO SORA I'M HOLDING YEN SID'S COFFEE--
Riku: *Drops it to catch him*
Axel: That's cool and all, but I bet Roxas would do the same for me
Axel: *Runs at Roxas* ROXAAAAAAS!!
Roxas: *Wordlessly sidesteps, then continues on as if nothing happened*
Axel: *Wincing in pain* Damn you, Roxas.

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Riku: My ideal partner should be able to beat me at almost everything, a good fighter, swift on his feet...
Sora: Hello Rikuuu--*Trips over his own feet*
Riku: ...
Riku: I'll take that one

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Kidnapper: I have your son.
Aqua: *Sighing exasperatedly* Which one?
Kidnapper: Um... Er, the smart one?
Aqua: Well that's a lie, they're both idiots
Terra & Ven: *from across the room* Hey!

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Sora: That's ridiculous, Riku would never have a crush on a guy, especially not me!
Axel: Yeah he does
Kairi: Yes he does
Donald: Yeth he doeth
Goofy: Gawrsh of course he does
Riku: Yes I do

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Sora: Riku, Kairi! Let's play two truths, one lie!
Riku: Why not? I'll go first. My eyes are green, I'm Sora's Dream Eater and I'm head over heels in love with Sora
Sora: Awww come on, Riku! You should've made it harder than that even if you didn't want to play! It's true you're my dream eater and your eyes--
Kairi: His eyes are blue, Sora...
Sora: (O-O)
Sora: Rikuuu it's TWO truths and one lie, not ONE truth and two lies, silly!
Everyone: *Facepalms*

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Sora: Sometimes I wonder how you still want me as your boyfriend...
Riku: Because you're sweet and adorable
Sora: Well Donald says I'm bipolar so one of you must be lying...

For reference, Donald actually calls him bipolar in a way... XD

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Sora: Is this seat taken Riku?
Riku: Yeah it's reserved for my best friend only
Sora: *Tears shine in his eyes as he turns to walk away*
Riku: *Catches his arm and face palms* You know I meant you, dummy?
Sora: Yay! *launches onto him, hugging him to death*

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*Riku & Sora out getting ingredients for Moogle synthesis*
Riku: *Carrying everything they brought and found*
Sora: *reaches out to help*
Riku:*shifts everything to one arm to hold Sora's hand*
Sora: That's not what I-- but okay ^-^

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Riku: My love for you is a bit like the sun - inextinguishable and larger than life.
Sora: Oh yeah? That's cute. My love for you is like the ocean -deep and untameable.
Riku: Really? My love for you is like space - ENDLESS!
Kairi: Seriously?! I can't believe I have to live with you two...

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Sora: Hey Riku, could you do me a small favour?
Riku: I would kill and/or die for you and nearly have more than a dozen times, but please, go on.

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Vanitas: You have friends. I envy that.
Sora: You're welcome to share my friends ^-^
Vanitas: *Looks at Donald, Goofy, Riku and Kairi* I don't want those idiots