Sora: I'm gay and confused
Kairi: About your sexuality? It's okay, you kn-
Sora: No not about being gay, Riku exists so small chance I could ever be confused about that. I just I never have any clue about what's going on.
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Kairi: Soooo... You're the little spoon, aren't you, Sora?
Sora: N-no. I'm a knife!!
Riku, from across the room: He's the little spoon!
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Riku: I'm getting a phone call from Mickey
Sora: Don't worry, I'll act natural
Riku: Like hell you'd be on the phone call.
Riku: *Answers the phone* Yes, your majesty?
Sora, shouting next to the Riku: Oh what delicious water I'm drinking!!
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Sora, with a coffee pot in hand: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my Fruit Loops...
Riku, taking away the danger: What if you don't.
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Sora: *Still snuggled up in the bed at midday*
Riku: You can't stay in bed all day, Sora
Sora: Yes I can. I have become one with the bed.
Riku: But I made you hot chocolate...
Sora: ... That'll suffice to demerge me from it, I suppose.
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Sora: I HAVE A RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!
Riku: What you have is the right, but you lack something more important – the capacity.
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Xion: Sora, how do I ask someone out?
Sora: Well first you-
Riku: No don't ask him, he asked me out in the middle of combat. Nearly killed us.
Xion: ...?
Xion: It must've worked though. You accepted.
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Sora: *yawns*
Riku: Must be tiring, being cute 24/7
Sora: You must be dying of exhaustion then
Riku: *gay panic*
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Riku: Do you want the last ice-cream?
Sora: Yeah
Riku: Do you want the last ice-cream?
Sora: Yes
Riku: Do you want the last ice-cream?
Sora: Yes!
Riku: Will you go on a date with me?
Sora, almost crying with frustration: YES!
Sora, realising: Wait a second...
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Kairi: Did it hurt?
Sora: Did what hurt?
Kairi: When you fell from Heaven?
Riku, sliding an arm around Sora defensively: No, it didn't, because I was there to catch him
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Ven: I do what I want!!
Terra: I'll tell Aqua
Ven: nO WAIT-
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Riku: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Sora.
Roxas: What? Not everyone like Sora!
Riku: Who the hell doesn't??
Roxas: Well-
Riku: Name, now. Give me their names.
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Kingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionKingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes; Incorrect Quotes are a branch of memes that put fictional characters into quotes that suit them from other media, and are almost always comedic. This book will be focused on Kingdom Hearts (and mainly Soriku) Incorr...
