*Roxas and Axel sitting in jail together*
Roxas: So who should we call?
Axel: I'd call Saix or Xion, but I'd feel safer just remaining in jail
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Namine: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kairi: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Sora: Can I still be Sora?
Riku: Shh babe, let Frank speak.
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Sora: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Riku: Several traffic violations.
Kairi: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Axel: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Roxas: Also, that's not our car.
Namine: And I think Saix got pushed out halfway here.
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Sora: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Namine: 'Prettiest Smile'
Kairi: 'Nicest Personality'
Axel: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Xion: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Vanitas: The term "boyfriend" implies the existence of a "boyfoe"...
Vanitas: Now that's a service I'm more willing to provide
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Riku: You can't spell cat without a
Sora: Without a what??
Riku: Without A
Sora: wITHOUT A WHAT??
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Roxas: I cannot believe you ate that, that's like Sora-level dumb
Axel: It said free samples!
Roxas: iT WAS LOTION!
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Sora: I got us some friendship bracelets!
Riku: ...
Riku: Those are handcuffs?
Sora: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!
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Xion: Can you at least try and see things from my perspective?
Axel: *Sits down*
Xion: *yeets her chair at him*
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Vanitas: Helpful grammar tip for you imbeciles; farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance and father is for emotional distance.
Ven: Who hurt you?
Vanitas: My father, did you not listen??
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Xion: The floor is lava!Riku: *Helps Sora onto the couch*Roxas: *Kicks Axel off the counter*Xion: As you can see, there are two kinds of boyfriends. And yes, I initiated this so that I could see Axel kicked down.
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A/N: I might've written these impulsively but at least I can brag that a chapter of "Without Words" was up two days ago! And the Word Document is still open, so there's a slight chance another one will be up soon! Anyway, on to procrastinating :D
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Kingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionKingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes; Incorrect Quotes are a branch of memes that put fictional characters into quotes that suit them from other media, and are almost always comedic. This book will be focused on Kingdom Hearts (and mainly Soriku) Incorr...
