Incorrect Quotes (Dirtae): Je vous veux

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#1

Jungkook: The ramen's ready!

Seo: Oooh lemme at it

Jungkook: It's a bit hot

Seo: It's fine, I'll just blow on it

Jungkook: ......

Jungkook: You could also blo-

Jin: THIS HOT KIMCHI STEW I JUST MADE FOR DINNER. THANK YOU AND AMEN



#2

Jimin: Where's Seo?

Yoongi: Probably beating up Jungkook

Jimin: Why?

Yoongi: I don't kno-

Seo from across the dorm: I will f**king kill you Jeon Jungkook if you put eggplant in my salad again!



#3

Tae: I'm not gonna lie

Jimin: Jin hyung is probably going to kill us if you say what I think you're gonna say

Tae: But the truth must be revealed

Jimin: Bu-

Jungkook: What? The fact that Seo's got cake?

Jimin: ....

Tae: ....

Yugyeom who's behind Jungkook: Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccchhhh



#4

Hobi: Truth or Dare?

Seo: uuuuuhhhhhh

Jungkook: Pick dare you pussycat

Seo: Fine asskook! Dare!

Hobi: I dare you to straddle Jungkook for 30 seconds

Seo: *unconsciously licking her lips while staring at Jungkook

Jungkook: I tak-ke that back



#5

Sehun: Okay man, what will it take for me to get Seo's number?

Kai: You're gonna have to go through me, Jonghyun, Jongho and BTS and Jungkook

Sehun: .....

Kai: Still up for it?

Sehun: Tf you think these microwaves are for?



#6

Namjoon: 'Kay, it's time to read out your poem Seo

Seo: I don't want to!

Jungkook: Read it! Everybody else did!

Seo: Fine! Roses are red, violets are black, Jungkook I hope you hit your head from the back

BTS: .....

Namjoon: That doesn't make any sense

Yoongi looking at her paper: Of course it doesn't, it actually says hope you hit me from the back



#7

Seo: You're so big!

Jungkook in his gym clothes: Hh-huh?

Seo: I mean your big in height dumbass

Jungkook: O-oohh

Seo in her mind: That's kinda hot though



#8

Taeyong: The council of men have gathered

Mark: Roger roger

Ten: Indeed

Basically rest of NCT 127: Present at our best

Taeyong: Now today we have a very important topic to discuss

Ten: Yes?

Taeyong: It regards BTS

Mark: Ooooh did they set another record?

Taeyong: Yes but I think Sehun hyung also got her number

The council of men: .......

Taeyong: This means war



#9 (before the release of Map of the Soul: 7)

Seo: Jiminie, what's this filter song?

Jimin: SEO, DON'T TOUCH THAT

Seo: Wae oppa?

Jimin: Because it's like expensive girl!

Seo: ....

BTS: .....

BigHit: .....

The entirety of the Kpop fandom: .......

Seo: What's expensive girl?



#10

Yugyeom: So how'd you do it?

Sehun: Do what?

Yugyeom: Get Seo's number

Sehun: Well, I went through Kai's ph-

Kai: WAIT YOU HAVE SEO'S NUMBER??





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