Sorry for being absent like a ghost this summer, had lots of work related stuff going on and went travelling with family for a while. Really appreciate all of y'all! This chapter is a bit short but I still wanted to update as you guys deserve it.
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At Hybe
1. Say slay with the Le Sserafim girls
- Unless you want to hear slaaayyyy all day, highly unrecommended
2. Hang out unsupervised with the Newjeans members
- You're not getting her back if this happens, like ever, she's their unofficial mom
3. Do a dance competition with Seventeen
- The hybe building will shake, oh and forget any schedules for that day cuz it will never end
4. Raid the cafeteria with Jungkook
- This is pretty self-explanatory, also the reason why there was a small dip in Hybe profits for one quarter
5. Indoctrinate Enhypen & TXT members into her "Big Booty Bitch Philosophy"
- Don't ask
6. Have access to the social media team's workspace
- The V following Jennie situation
- The I-Land girl group leak
- The forbidden IG story incident
- Etc.
- You get the message
7. Go on a "coffee date" with Fromis_9 members
- Didn't see her for the rest of the day the first time that was let to happen
8. Post thirst pics in dance rooms with male idols
- One word, Dispatch
9. Invite her idol friends
- This is half of the idol community, this is also a scandal brewing shtshow
10. Access the marketing team laptops
- Who do you think accidentally printed out Jungkook Seven posters in Europe and taped them in random places?
11. Give lyric "suggestions" to the maknae line in the studios
- Fuck all your opps
- I'll be fucking you right
- Many more unreleased
At the dorms when all 7 members are there (rarely)
1. "Wrestle" with Jungkook
- It's not the wrestling you think is happening
2. Watch anything with Cillian Murphy in it
- Her obsession is an understatement, also makes certain members jealous
3. Hang out with Jhope early in the morning
- You're gonna wake up Yoongi, and you don't want that
4. Bring over her brothers to hang out with maknae line past 12 am especially during the summer
- No comment
5. Be in Jimin or V's room when they're not in their room
- Girl is about to become Laura Croft the tomb raider and steal clothes, video games, shoes, jewellery, condoms, face masks, contact lenses and etc.
6. Get access to any members phone
- Who do you think "unintentionally" deleted Jungkook's instagram account?
- Who do you think played a clip of expensive girl on Namjoon's insta story?
- Why do you think there were reports of Jin setting up a second Bang PD twitter account just for shitposting the member's memes?
7. Give a towel to any of the members when they forgot one for their showers
- It turns into a one-sided negotiation with insurmountable loss on the male members side
8. Change the three-level encryption lock password on the main dorm entrance door
- Pretty self-explanatory, now I have executive control, we're never getting locked out again
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