Filter: Her (BTS 8th Member)

Incorrect Quotes (Rijinulous) Pt. 2

1.

Jungkook: So ...

Seo: ?

Jungkook: Are u getting off my bed or not?

Seo: ?

Jungkook: Girl u deaf or not?

Seo: ?

Jungkook: u know what? * Pulls out handcuffs. I think it's time for a lesson

Seo: ?

2.

Seo: So I had this crazy idea

Jimin: Wut is it?

Seo: Wut happens if I just leave the house on my ow-?

Jin, Yoongi, Namjoon & Hoseok: Hell no

Taehyung: Nope never in 69 years

Jungkook: Not unless u want me to throw u out the window

Seo: *thows herself out of the window

Jin: Why did u give her that idea?

3.

Seo: So how does one achieve an orgasm?

So-won: TF?

Jennie: Girl wut midlife crisis r u going through right now?

Tzuyu: Let me search it up real quick

Sunmi: Girl u need to chill

Chungha: Ur asking the wrong people

Sunmi: Really cuz I heard some pretty loud moans coming from u last night

Jennie: Wasn't Jongho here last nigh-?

Seo: Oh so that's what those sounds were!

Jennie: Wut did u think they were?

Seo: Squeaking squirrels?

Chungha: ...

4.

Seo: So once upon a time there was man

TXT: *nodding aggressively

Seo: He was very muscular

TXT: *nodding aggressively

Seo: He was also very cocky

TXT: *nodding aggressively but also in confusion

Seo: And he was a big jerk who put eggplant into my salads and threw me around like a fricken volleyball which makes him a total doucheba-

Jungkook: Ayo laadddiieeesss aaannnddd geeennntttllleeemmeeennnn

5.

Taehyung: Quick question

Jimin: Spill the beans

Taehyung: Who would you want to step on u?

Namjoon: what kind of fuggin question is that? Do u want to get ur ribs crushed or somethi-?