I haven't written smut in a long time... right? Yeah- I'm very rusty at writing it now. It's going to be cringy also, help. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm gonna try writing it again. tell me what's wrong with anything, please-
Stripper George 😳
(p.s I have been listening to Roadtrip on loop while writing this chapter-)
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It was 10 pm. Dream got a phone call from his best friend. He picked it up.
"YO, DREAM. WANNA GO TO A PARTY WITH ME?" The familiar voice asked.
"Why do you always invite me when you know I'll never go, Sapnap?" Dream said in annoyance.
"Well, this time I invited you there to find you a cute boyyy~," Sapnap said with a smirk behind the phone screen.
"W-what? How would I find one from a dumb party." Dream said rolling his eyes.
"I'm getting you one at a strip club. So you're getting a stripper boyfrienddd." Sapnap said.
Dream's eyes widened. He then took a deep breath.
"Okay, fine. But I'm only going to go this one time." Dream said sighing.
"POG! I'm going to be at your house in 10 minutes. Go get ready." Sapnap said before ending the call.
Dream then put down his phone on the table and walked to his room. He opened his closet and tried to find some clothes to wear to a strip club. He regretted to not ask Sapnap what to wear. He then decided to wear something plain. He took out a lime green t-shirt and some jeans. He then changed his clothes.
After 6 minutes, Dream walked back to the living room and waited for Sapnap. After a few more minutes, he got a text from Sapnap.
Pandas 🐼
Get your ass out of the house
Dream only laughed and walked to the front door. He saw Sapnap's car and walked up to it. He got in the car.
"Jeez, why do you always wear such plain outfits?" Sapnap scuffed.
"What else am I suppose to wear? You didn't tell me to wear any specific kind of clothing." Dream said.
"Tch," Sapnap said starting to drive to the strip club.
After about 10 minutes, they finally made it to the strip club. Sapnap parked the car. They then got out of the car and walked up to the entrance. The security stopped them and asked to check their ID's. (tbh I've never been to one so-) Dream and Sapnap then pulled out their wallets and took out their ID's. They then handed it to the security.
The security checked their age on their ID's and also their picture. He then handed the ID's back to Dream and Sapnap and let them inside the strip club. Dream and Sapnap then walked in the strip club. The colourful lights shone brightly in the strip club, strippers were dancing on the poles that were prepared for them.
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I feel like I copied this from another smut book- FUCK- I'm going to try my best to change this. Please don't come after me or say I copied this from another book in the comments. Thank you.
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"I'm gonna go find someone," Sapnap said walking towards a direction.
"Wait! Won't I get lost in here?" Dream said.
"I'm sure you'll be fine when you find your boyfriend here," Sapnap said smiling before going to where he was supposed to go.
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Mcyt Oneshots
Fanfictiona oneshot book that contains smut, fluff and angst. some were written in Nov - Dec 2020 which is why they're quite cringy and stuff, though the newer ones are too :')
