incorrect percy jackson quotes

New Rome coffee café

3 part meme! lucky you!

Barista: how would you like your coffee?

will: as sweet as my boyfriend <3

barista: *hands cup over*

will: this is just a cup of salt

barista: how do you want your coffee?

nico: I like my coffee like i like my woman.

barista: ???

nico: i dont like coffee, how's your tea?

barista: and how would you like your coffee sir?

apollo: as black as my soul

meg: he'll have some milk