piper: people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people I associate with.
jason: pipes don't body shame, people can wear pants past size seven.
piper: what? no, dumbass, I meant 7:00 pm. AS IN THE FUCKING TIME.
frank: I thought you meant age 7 and was really confused
leo: "Happy birthday son. now that you are eight, its time you learned about kilts"