incorrect percy jackson quotes

yeah so i watched these movies again if you cant tell

reyna: ha. no movie will ever bring me to tears. I'm much better than that.

will: fucking bet.

---one hobbit marathon later--

reyna, holding back tears, yelling at the screen: CURSE THIS, WHY ARE THE GODS ALWAYS SO UNFAIR

will, desensitize to it: fucking told you

reyna: I SWEAR TO BELONA I AM GOING TO FRENCH BRAID YOUR INTESTINES