everyone: please frank! just for a photo?
frank: guys im not going to turn into a bald eagle
everyone: *disappointed grumbles*
frank: im not even american!
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happy fourth of july! (except for frank fuk u frank/j)
everyone: please frank! just for a photo?
frank: guys im not going to turn into a bald eagle
everyone: *disappointed grumbles*
frank: im not even american!