(sorry I haven't updated this in a while)
annabeth, pulling jason into a storage closet: pop quiz. who have you met, and what have you learned?
jason: ok. zeus, poisden, and hades are siblings.
jason: Zeus is married to hera, and is she...?
annie: cranky? yes
jason: hephaestus and ares are their children
jason: hades is married to persephone
jason: Ganymede is the cup-bearer
jason: iris and thatanos are both gods, and I don't know who they're related to
annie: neither do we. go on
jason: zeus was married to metis, and your mom, athena, is their daughter.
jason: ...what does greek athena look like
annie:
annie: Michelle Pfeiffer
jason:
jason: ok, athena vowed never to marry, and two of her siblings are apollo and artemis
annie: you're forgetting something
jason: forgetting?
jason: oh, right!
jason: dionysus is the son of zeus and semele
annie: and nobody realized you are roman?
jason: nope.
annabeth: *sigh of relief*
jason: thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.
