leo, licking a white ball: this isnt what the lady said it was
frank, glancing over: aw, what do ya mean?
leo, still licking the ball: she said it was a vanilla lick ball.
hazel, under her breath: thats- that's plastic...
hazel, turning to the stand: um, excuse me, but did you give my friend a vanilla lick ball?
percy: wat
leo, sadly licking the ball: a vanilla lick ball.
annabeth: ...
annabeth: sir thaTS VANILLIA LIP BALM
annabeth: YOU HAVE TO OPEN IT
percy: *dying of laughter on the floor*
frank: *utterly baffled. completely confused, if you will*
based on an actual thing that happened to my youngest brother. he's six years younger than me. what the fuck.
he's leo btw and my dad is hazel/frank
