jason: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
leo: Okay, but in my defense, piper bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
jason: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
jason: If you had to choose between leo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
piper: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
leo: piper!
jason: 63 cents.
piper: I'll take the money.
leo: PIPER!!!
jason: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
leo: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
jason: Yes!
piper: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
jason, driving leo and piper: So how was your day?
leo: We almost got surprise adopted!
jason: What?
piper: We almost got kidnapped.
jason: Oh, okay.
jason: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
jason: HELP! I TOLD PIPER I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
leo, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
jason: You have to apologize to leo
piper: Fine.
piper: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
