quotes from scatterpatter quote generator bc im out of ideas but yall love this shit SO
percy: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.
annabeth: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you
piper, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
leo: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.
jason: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
hazel: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
frank: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
nico: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
will: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
grover: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
grover: *punches wall*
grover:
grover: Take me to the hospital.
thalia: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
reyna: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
apollo: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes apollo*
apollo: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
meg: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
