Ask 12 (027, 049, Godzilla, Kong, Kevin, All Kaiju)

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Rodan: Fox--

Been dead? Yes, exams.

Rodan: OHHHHH goddamn.

Two days left... two days.

Rodan: Good luck.

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tylerjg04: "Hey Kong, what do you think of 'Life, Sex & Death Among The Dire Wolves'? Also, does Skull Island have a lot of big prey items for the Dire Wolves to go around?"

Kong: Why do they have a bone in their--

KONG, I do not wanna go back there.

Kong: Well, simple critters such as rodents could do. Unless they... actually do eat big prey items and my memory is shit-- Well, in that scenario, I believe the Sker Buffalo might be one of the good prey items if they know how to preserve leftovers, and if they're plenty, they just might...

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Crystalender1234: "To SCP-049, I dare you to do the macarena!"

hAh, oHHHH goD nO--

049: Ayy, no.

035: Aw, come on! It'll look cute.

049: No. No, it will not.

035: C'mon dude, I'll help you practice! It's not that bad, haha!

049: Yes, it is. I will depart now.

035: Nah, nah. C'mere.

049: NO.

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Thefnafmemerkid: "I curse ALL the Kaiju with SCP-021!"

Godzilla: What the hell is that--

Godzilla hears screaming behind him.

Godzilla: Bio?

Biollante: HOLY SHIT, IT'S ON ME! GET IT OFF!

Godzilla: What? What's on you?

Biollante: IT'S ON YOUR HAND!

Godzilla, still unfazed, glances at his hand, suddenly reacting at a sentient dragon tattoo in surprise.

Godzilla: JESUS CHRI--

Anguirus: I HAVE IT TOO! I HAVE IT TOO! HELP!

Rodan: I dunno, it looks kinda cool actually.

Mothra: What an interesting creature...

Ichi: JESUS CHRIST-- GET IT OFF!

Ni: It does look cool.

Kevin: Awww, can we name it?

Ichi: No! We are not naming it, we are looking for every way to get it off!

Bright: Jesus Christ, almost everyone big has that moving tattoo. 

Rodan: I could get used to it, it just kinda tickles.

Biollante: Errmmm... uhh... I don't know how to react to this thing.

Gigan seems to be wrestling with thin-air in the background.

Gigan: GET. FOX!

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Type-3Kiryu: "Hey question to Godzilla, so what do you think of your ancestor Dagon? Do Mothra, Rodan, and Ghidorah know any other Titan besides the male and female Mutos?"

Godzilla: Dagon? I believe he's my father? I barely remember him though... didn't see him a lot in my life as far as I remember.

Mothra: Other than the Mutos? Yes, we know many other Titans other than them.

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