Cue dramatic return-
Rodan: FINALLY!
Bright: Whut took you so long?
Mothra: Hello, Foxy! I hope you did well in your exams!
Godzilla: Welp, vacation's over.
Seven: I still don't know what I'm doing here.
Ralph: Still no asks for us, amazin'. But welcome back.
Lizzie: Hi!
...My return wasn't even that dramatic... anyway!
***
Doomsday: Yeah, damn right you are a rip-off, now what the fuck was that about me being fake!?
Doomsday proceeds to pummel the hell out of 682. He just wraps his arms around themselves while his family panics in the background.
682: And I wait until basically the end of April just to be beaten up most pathetically. Thanks, Fox.
***
tylerjg04: "Kong, does Skull Island have a new species of Smilodon and Homotherium?"
"Homotherium is an extinct genus of machairodontine saber-toothed cats, often termed scimitar-toothed cats, that inhabited North America, South America, Eurasia, and Africa during the Pliocene and Pleistocene epochs, existing for approximately 4 million years. It became extinct in Africa some 1.5 million years ago."
"Smilodon is a genus of the extinct machairodont subfamily of the felids. It is one of the most famous prehistoric mammals and the best-known saber-toothed cat. Although commonly known as the saber-toothed tiger, it was not closely related to the tiger or other modern cats."
Kong: At this point, that's tradition when it comes to Tyler asks, ain't it?
Yep!
Kong: Huh... aren't those two the same thing?
I'm gonna assume not.
Kong: Yeah, probably not... no, other than the Holy Tiger, there's nothin' new on Skull Island. There probably won't be anything new for a very long time.
***
user96838412: "Okay, yeah, but back then a lot of people believed she (the Lady) was Six's mom, hell, I'm even sure there's an alternate universe where she is."
Sora: Ooooooo.
Six: Well, not in this universe.
Sora: I would be the happiest girl on Earth if she wasn't my mom though.
Six: I wouldn't really be the happiest girl on Earth if she was MY mom.
Sora: Yeah. I don't think she's fit to be anyone's mom...
***
Amarrgarrex: for Rodan, what do you think about the history of AuthorFox's "Rodan x (F) reader"? Clarified that he does not believe it.
Rodan: I-
I'M TWELVE, RODAN, I'M NOT THAT WEIRD!
Rodan: Okay then...
Anguirus: I've read it, though, she did well.
aNguiRuS, dO yoU leAve anYboDy aLonE aT aLL?!
Anguirus: Just tryna make you feel better-
Sorry, I've lost a lot of brain cells this week.
Rodan: ...Why would you write that though-
I just thought you were cool! The concept of fire and birds screwed together are really cool.
Rodan: I... thanks, I guess.
Besides, it's not even that kind of fanfiction! There's... not even any romance in it. It's just about a 14-year-old Mexican in the events of KOTM.
Rodan: Oh, thank god. To have fangirls would be a nightmare.
I'M NOT THAT WEIRD!
***
KermitTheGhidorahFro: "Yo, kaijus, and Anguirus, react to this."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGHnEnluPlw
Godzilla: Ok boomer.
Rodan: Bro, chill-
Godzilla: I'll chill out when that dude says something other than "do this" and "do that."
Rodan: Uhm...
Anguirus: Oh, look alive, Big G! It's our favorite voice actor, Cougar! Is that... us as My Hero characters?! Damn, that's fire.
Mothra: HAHA! I really see Anguirus and Rodan as Eijiro and Katsuki.
Anguirus: Big G as Aizawa? Unexpected but a bit fitting.
Godzilla: I don't really watch this so I'm outta here.
Mothra: I-
Anguirus: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
Mothra: I'm cosplayin' as All Might? That--
Mothra: --IS AMAZING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anguirus: Why -- why is Ni wearing Shigaraki, Toga, and Dabi's costumes at the same time?
Ni: I swear, I would never do that.
Mothra: Okay, no, why, but REEEEEEEEEEEEE KEVIN AS DEKU IS AMAZING AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anguirus: Is that Ichi as...
Mothra: Wait, who is that-
Anguirus: Nejire?
Mothra: Midnight?
Anguirus: Wait... wait... I gotta... oh, it's Kendo.
Mothra: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh- Wait, why'd he be Kendo?
Anguirus: No idea.
***
Zaksaurus13: Hey Godzilla, how do you feel about the titans from Attack On Titan? Do you feel like they shouldn't exist? Also, can you fight the Red Death from how to train your dragon?
Godzilla: Oh, damn those things. I don't watch any anime, but those things are horrifying. Do I feel like they shouldn't exist? Buddy, they don't-
Godzilla: The Red Death? I forgot what that is.
The Author pulls up a picture.
Godzilla: MOTHERF- Okay, okay, I'm calm now. Hey... how big is it?
...
It's 400 feet tall.
Godzilla: ...Excuse me, what?
IT'S 400 FEET!
Godzilla: It came from a cartoon, I thought--
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ichi: Hah! Shortie! You're shorter than us, shorter than a cartoon character, and shorter than your own damn sister!
Godzilla: Shut up...
YOU ARE READING
The Multiversal Ask or Dare! (Godzilla x Multiple Fandoms) CANCELLED SRRYYY
RandomThis is the revival of my original askbook, which was centered around MonsterVerse. Since I joined other fandoms, enjoy this book! Book cover by me. I'll change this sooner or later lol. Fandoms: Godzilla SCP Foundation Pacific Rim Rampage Little Ni...
