Ask 19 (682, Clef, Bright, Ghidorah, Kong)

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KermitTheGhidorahFro: "Hey Ghidorah! Can you 3 react to the Ichi Ni San meme and yes there's a version of you guys and make sure the kaijus react to it too."

Ni: Since when were we a  f u c k I n g  meme--

The Author is dying inside in the background totally not because she's seen this meme. Rodan seems to be questionably banging the ground with his arm while wheezing too.

Okay, okay, okay. Are you guys ready?

Ichi: Fine...

Kevin: YAY! We're famous!

Rodan: AHAHA-- *Intense coughing*--AHAHAHAHAH!

Kevin: Awwww! We're so cute!

Mothra: OHHHHH, I WANNA HUG YOU ALL!

Ni: Ichi, can we leave...

Ichi: Yes.

Kevin: Aw, but I wanna get the hug from Mothra!

Ichi: No, we're leaving!

Mothra: Not on mah watch!

Mothra motherly squeezes the hell out of them.

Ni: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

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tylerjg04: Kong, does Skull Island have a new species of Bear?

Kong: No... yes...? I dunno if that dude I saw yesterday was a bear, part bear, or something else entirely.

Megalon: Well, what are you talking about?

Kong: Well, the reason why I say part-bear is because he looks a lot like a bear primarily, with other features like horns, a second pair of limbs, a strange, long tail... I had no idea what to think of him on Skull Island so I just left him alone.

Kong: Yeahhh, Skull Island might have a new species of Bear.

Iceberg: Hold on. Describe it again?

Kong: Uhh... ursine with horns, another pair of limbs, lizard-like tail...

Iceberg facepalms and reaches for his radio.

Iceberg: SCP-4715's actually at Skull Island... send a task force to contain it immediately...

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Akshai (User96838412): *laughs* Do you really want to do this, you are inferior compared to me!

682: What the fuck. Nobody challenged you, you edgy eighteen-year-old version of me. Just leave my family alone. Jesus, I remember being just like -- actually no, being you -- what a disgusting form of nostalgia... 

Everybody hates looking at their old selves, hm.

682: I understand that struggle now...

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Azazel (User96838412/as a continuation to last ask): Oh really, then what about last week?

Bright: Dude, I really don't know what your Jack Bright is doing, and honestly I'm scared. Stop blaming me.

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Azazel (User96838412): You claim you can contain every anomaly, hmm? Well, try to contain me, fuckfaces! I can destroy an entire facility by myself!

Kondraki sips coffee.

Kondraki: Bah, you have your own Foundation. Tell them to contain you. 

Clef: What, is your Foundation eighteen as well? Who said we can contain anything? We can't even contain two-dot, five-dot, two-dot, one-dot.

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