~Spideychelle and Avengers Family Oneshots~

Spideychelle Minishots 6

I haven't posted in a while because I've been working on the 20k special which has taken a bit. I didn't want to not post for such a long time so here's some mini shots! Please be patient with me while work on the special! Thank you!

Enjoy!

(Ps. After the 6th one it gets ✨smexy✨)
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Peter: "wHYyY iS ThErE BLOOD eVeRYwHeRe?!?!"

Mj: "I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife."

Peter: "YoU sTaBbEd SoMeONe?!?"

Mj: "No no, I aggressively POKED someone with a knife. Not stabbed, babe."

Peter dumbfounded as Mj walks passed him, lightly kissing his cheek as she whistles and wipes off the knife.

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Michelle: "...What of faries were real?"

Peter: "What?"

Michelle: "Faries. What if faries were actually real?"

Peter: "W-wait.... faries aren't r-real?"

Michelle: "Of course they're not-"

Peter starts tearing up and whimpering, kinda like a sad puppy.

Michelle: "AHAHA TRICKED YOU! FARIES ARE REAL! IM JUST KIDDING! Please don't cry, I love you-"

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Peter: *laughing* "Is there anything you can't do?"

Michelle : *staring straight at him* "Gather my wits and ask you out"

Peter: *not laughing but slightly nervous chuckling* "W-what?"

Michelle: "What?"

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Mj: *unbuttoning shirt* "God, it's so hot in here."

Peter: *looking at her weird* "I know but why are you unbuttoning MY SHIRT?"

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Peter: *throws bouquet of gardenias at Mj*

Mj: "Why?"

Peter: "Because I love you-"

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Mj: *in the bath chilling, humming along to the song the radio is playing*

Peter: "Dun......Dun..."

Mj: "Oh no..."

Peter: "Dun...Dun.."

Mj: "Peter please....just one bath."

Peter: "Dun dun dun dun dun dun!!!"

Mj: *preparing for the absolute nightmare she calls her boyfriend*

Peter: "CANNONBALL!"

Mj: "PETER NO-"

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Mj: "Pete, can I have some of your chips?"

Peter: "No, I asked if you wanted some earlier and you said you were fine. So no."

Mj: "Please......"

Peter: "No MICHELLE."

Mj: *stares at him then gets up and straddles Peter and leans in really close, whispering in a sultry voice* "Give me a goddamn chip, you sack of crap in an arachnid suit."

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Michelle: *growls* "Bite me, asshole."

Peter: *shrugs* "Okay"

Michelle: *wide eyed* "Wait w-what?!?"

Peter: *softly bites her shoulder*

Michelle: "o-oh" *grips Peter's bicep*

Peter: *stops, smirking and pulls away*

Michelle: *As red as a tomato and eyes half shut* "Who said you could stop? Bite me, asshole."

Peter: *chuckles seductively* "As you wish~"

Michelle: *groans* "Stop quoting Princess Bride!"

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What even is this? I have no clue 😂

Anyways hoped you like it, I guess? 😂

Love you guys! ❤️

-Fuzzy