'Once upon a time, there was a barbaric, ruthless, amoral, demon-like bastard who couldn't care less about his fellow man...'
In the middle of the night, we can see our friendly delinquent, Y/N, enjoying his sleep-in peace. He is currently wearing a relaxed but stoic face. Suddenly, his cheeks are tinted by a light pink. He then starts to sweat, and his facial expression becomes troubled
Y/N jumps awake and turns to look around at his surroundings. He sighs with his cheeks now flushed red.
'I need to get a girlfriend...' Is the prominent thought on the teens mind. He then hears a cry and an explosion happen a few miles away.
'Thank god I took those extra ten minutes . . .'
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On the school rooftop, Oga is laying on the ground, Furuichi's on his phone, and Y/N is leaning against the railing.
Furuichi: "Maybe I shouldn't ask, but... are you ok?"
Oga: "Okay? Do I look okay?"
Furuichi: "No you don't..."
Oga: "Hilda said five times a day was enough...but that's not even close!"
Oga gets up and look through his bag while Furuichi gives him a questioning look.
Furuichi: "What are you doing?"
Oga: "Looking for baby be'el's food, man, food!"
Oga's face then contorts into a face of surprise then one to horror.
Oga: "Gone?!"
Furuichi: "What is?"
"I'm telling you, it's the powdered milk for royalty!"
With Y/N, he is trying to remember what his dream in the morning was about because it was the first dream to make him this flustered.
Y/N: 'Pretty sure it was a person...a girl, perhaps? Well, I'm not into guys...'
Furuichi has now noticed that no one listened to his story except Alaindelon.
Furuichi: "At least pretend to listen..."
Y/N is brought back from trying to remember his dream to a big man groping Furuichi's chest
Y/N: '...'
Y/N looked at Furuichi straight in the eyes with a slightly serious look and signed...
"Oi Furuichi, do you know how you found out you were attracted to other men?"
Furuichi: "NOT YOU, TOO!"
=Cafeteria=
Y/N: "Oga, quit being so panicky, you can find milk anywhere"
Oga: "Sure, but you're not the one on a time limit!"
Oga is currently at the vending machine in the cafeteria trying to pick a drink to give baby be'el after finding out they ran out of milk.
Oga: "What about green tea?!"
Y/N: "Why not try the vending machine on your right"
Oga looks up from the green tea and realizes what Y/N just suggested. He looks over to the other vending machine and see's there is still a ton of milk left. He ignores the other delinquents and shoves the Yen in the slot.
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Beelzebub x male reader
FanfictionI absolutely love this anime, so I figured, why not try it?