Dream Smp Headcanons

funny headcannons for all characters

Ranboo likes the feeling of grass and will often lay in it for hours on end

Tommy has feel out of multiple trees in tubbos presence so now tubbo will laugh at him for it

Techno purrs like a cat when he gets really happy

Dream only has that one hoodie everyone draws him in, so he washes it and stitches it up when it gets torn

Sapnap likes leaning on bad because of their height difference (cannon height for bad is 9'6)

Sleepy is really short and gets made fun of for it by everyone (in a playful manner)

Ranboo constantly has to slow down when he walks with short people so they can keep up with him

In technos full piglin form he is 6'8 but in his normal human/piglin form he is 6'3

Ranboo is almost as tall as bad, he is (in my headcannon) 9'3

Philza didnt teach his kids how to ride a bike because he doesnt know how to ride one himself

Philza always left for adventures and made techno babysit his kids (remember techno denies all family lore in dre smp)

Techno taught Wilbur and tommy almost everything they know up to age 9, that's when philza enrolled them into school so they could get friends and learn other things

Technos adhd makes him hyperfixate on random objects

Philza keeps a flower in his pocket incase tubbo wants to attract bees, has cobblestone in case tommy wants to build a tower, a pick for wilburs guitar, and some gold for techno to play with when he gets bored

Sam is afraid of ant because he's a cat

Philza and techno often brought wilbur and tommy to the antartic empire, but they dont remember it clearly

Dream, george, and sapnap all have matching charms to declare their friendship

Quackity has little duck wings on his back but doesnt know how to glide very well

Tubbo has smacked tommy for talking bad about his bees before

Fundy became a poet so that wilbur could write songs out of all his poems

Karl has a hard time going to sleep because he drinks a lot of coffee during the day

Sapnap loves fire but is also scared of it due to being caught on fire once

Ranboo knows perfect enchantment table and often speaks it when in a high stress situation

Techno can speak to piglins to get better deals on trades and things

Philza can change into a crow, and will often sit on technos shoulder when he is too tired to walk on an adventure

People always call philza old, but he uses this as an excuse to not do anything to spite them,
Example:

"Hey phill can you help us build the roof?"

"Cant, I'm too old remember?"

"Fair enough."

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Tubbo knows a lot of science facts and has had techno read him many books about the forest and animals in it as well as other things too

Nikki has had to put out several fires made by tommy and tubbo

Ranboo really likes star gazing and pointing out constellations

Philza has written and published a book before

Techno helped phil publish his book

Wilbur is an artist and will often draw landscapes he dreamt of

Ghostbur likes to bake with nikki and eret

Glatt has full memory of what he has done in the past and is trying to make up for it by not drinking as much

Bad has done technos hair once and was really surprised when he found out how soft it was (techno in his anime form🤣)

Tommy always has stickers on his person at all times incase tubbo wants to put a sticker somewhere to mark where they've been

Techno has aged differently because he spent most of his time in the nether where there was no day night cycle, causing him to be and look younger than phil

Ranboo has over 100 siblings that he doesnt know about and they all often travel to the overworld to see him, he just doesnt notice