I Didn't Ask For A Bodyguard!

♀ : "Deviled Eggs from Hell."

^Evalyn~

**Not Edited (Please ignore the grammar and spelling mistakes. ;A;)**

"Be careful who you call your friends. Sometimes it better to have 4 quarters than 100 pennies."

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♀ Aria POV ♀

"Ohmygosh I'm so glad you're okay!" A brunette yelled, running over and hugging me as I reached the cooking classroom.

"Hi Nana," I mumbled, awkwardly patting her back as I struggled to breathe and release myself from her death grip. "I love you but I also love breathing."

"Sorry," She said, releasing me. "I thought for sure you were going to die."

"Why?"

"Because you're... You. With your bad timing and everything," The Asian girl next to Nana stated.

"Thanks Rayni," I said sarcastically, sitting down next to her.

"I still love you!" Rayni laughed, shaking her head as a blonde haired girl walked into the room.

"EVALYN, RAYNI'S BEING A DINGBAT!" I yelled, jumping up and running to the blonde haired girl.

"You go Rayni," Evalyn teased, sitting down next to the Asian girl.

"You guys are mean," I huffed, taking a seat at our kitchen and cocking my head. "Hey. Rayni, since when do you take cooking?"

"Since my parents said I needed classes. I totally don't though. Trust me," Rayni sniffed, crossing her arms and huffing.

"You can be the main Cook then!" I exclaimed, clapping my hands. "And Evalyn will be Assistant Cook since she knows what she's doing."

"You only want to be Dishwasher because they get to eat first," Nana stated, cocking an eyebrow.

"You can be Host. They don't do much. You can finish your math homework."

"There was math homework?" Nana asked, eyes wide as she scrambled to rip open her backpack, pulling out her notebook and flipping furiously to last night's homework page. "Oh my- UGH."

The five minute bell rang, and people started pouring into the room and into their kitchen stations. My eyes widened as I saw Aaron, who was pretty easy to spot since he was the only guy. And he was surrounded by a herd of girls.

"Hide me," I hissed, ducking under the table.

"Who?" Rayni asked, turning her head and gasping. "Oooooh, he's cute!"

"You have a boyfriend!" I hissed, slapping Rayni's leg from under the table. "Eyes off girly."

"He's hot. You have some great eye candy," Rayni nodded before turning back to her phone. "And get out from under the table."

"Why?"

"Because you're an idiot," A deep voice answered, causing me to cringe.

"Aria? There is no Aria here," I said in an obnoxious high voice. "Nope. Aria? Who is this girl?"

A voice sighed annoyed before a hand reached out and grabbed the back of my jacket, pulling me out from under the table.

"Okay, uncalled for," I muttered, glaring at him and dusting myself off.

"Yeah. Pulling you out from where you were curled up in the fetal position under the table was totally uncalled for," Aaron said sarcastically, cocking an eyebrow.