^Aria at the cafe (cover created by the lovely musical_baker~ Thank you so much girl~<3)
**Not Edited (Please ignore the grammar and spelling mistakes. ;A;)**
"There is a kind of beauty in imperfection."
-Conrad Hall
♀ Aria POV ♀
"Aaron, you've to got help me," I said, phone clutched next to my ear.
"What stupid thing did you do this time?" Aaron's unimpressed voice asked.
"I'm stuck in a tree."
"What do you mean you're 'stuck in a tree'?"
"How many different ways can you possibly interpret that? I am currently unable to remove myself from a woody plant that usually consists of roots, a trunk and many branches that sprout outwards, and I believe I am in need of assistance-more specifically, yours," I said into my phone. "So would you mind coming by and helping me out? It's cold."
"Aria it's literally the first day of winter break. How the hell did you already manage to get yourself in trouble?!"
"I have mad skills and live to make your life miserable."
"Do you want to die?" Aaron asked, voice deadly calm.
"I don't particularly feel like dying," I said quickly before begging. "Please come pick me up. People keep giving me weird looks."
"You are really-" Aaron said, making a frustrated noise before sighing. "I'm coming to get you. Try not to get yourself into any more trouble."
"No promises," I said honestly.
"Aria."
"Okay okay I'll stay put! Just hurry, there's a woman taking pictures. She's definitely going to post it online. Unhelpful."
"Aria I swear to god-"
"STAYING PUT, I GET IT, COME GET ME PLEASE, THE LADY HAS CALLED OVER HER SIGNIFICANT MAN-FRIEND."
"Her husband?"
"Hang on one sec," I muttered, moving the phone away from me and turning towards the lady and her man-friend. "HEY. ARE YOU TWO MARRIED?"
They gave me a weird look and powerwalked away as fast as they could.
Psssh. Whatever.
~*~*~*~*~
"Thank you for rescuing me."
"How did you even get up there?"
"You'd rather not know," I said wisely, walking beside him. "Ooooo hey, do you want to go to the mall with me? Nod if yes, recite the bible in Slovakian if no."
Aaron narrowed his eyes and opened his mouth, spewing out Slovakian as I watched in horror and awe. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU KNOW SLOVAKIAN BUT NOT SPANISH?!"
Aaron shrugged. "It was a language my mom taught me."
"You still have to come with me. It'll be fun!"
"Stop lying."
"I'll keep bothering you unless you say yes."
"No, Aria."
"PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEE AARON. AARON PLEASE?????"
Aaron continued walking and I grabbed onto his arm and sat down on the concrete, making people around us stare. "PLEASE?????" I pleaded, using my puppy eyes.
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