Techno: you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Tommy: yes
Techno: I was hula hooping. Skeppy and I attend a class for both fitness and fun
Tommy: oh my god
Techno: I've mastered all the moves. the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle
Tommy: why are you telling me this?
Techno: because no one will ever believe you
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
