Techno: do you want to stockpile your pwn blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and spread it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously outside of like eight taco bells
Skeppy: are you okay
Techno: I have never been okay once in my life
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
