Shubble: where were you? the meeting started about an hour ago
Scott: I was asleep
Shubble: you're always asleep
Scott: it's the closest to death I can get
Shubble: *concerned mum noises*
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)