Phil: so you're driving down the street and are about to hit Techno and Wilbur. quick, what do you hit?
Tommy: well if I had to choose, I'd say Wilbur
Phil:
Phil: the brakes, Tommy, you hit the brakes
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
