All my quotes are meant to be platonic or a joke. Don't ship real people, it's disrespectful.
Phil, to Techno: you look happy
Phil, to Skeppy: and a good thing for you he does
Skeppy: is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt him, you'll kill me?
Phil: no if you hurt Techno, he's quite capable of killing you himself. possibly with a variety of weapons
YOU ARE READING
Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
