Phil: so what do you guys want for dinner?
Techno: a will to live
Wilbur: emotional stability
Tommy: anything that isn't anxiety, depression, or heartbreak
Phil: that's it, we're all going to therapy
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
