Wilbur: thanks, dad
Wilbur:
Wilbur: why is everyone staring at me?
Techno: you just called Phil "dad"
Wilbur: no, I didn't. I said "thanks, man"
Phil: do you see me as a father figure, Wilbur?
Wilbur: no if anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me
Tommy: don't talk to your dad like that!
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
