Phil: people ask me how i manage five kids so easily
Phil: truth is, i dont. i have no control over these kids whatsoever. this morning, tubbo called me into the dining room and when i walked in, tommy shot me in the throat with a nerf gun
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
