Techno: i have never done anything illegal
Wilbur: just last week you were bragging about how you committed tax fraud. also youre standing over the dead body of a guy you just stabbed
Techno: its only illegal if youre caught
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
