Pokspe Truth or Dare

Evil Dolls

Me: Hello, Pokespe fans.... Or other people.
Honey: And welcome back to...
Icy: Truth or Dare with Pokespe!
Me: Time for the dares! First are by aceg111.

Yellow and Red, have a candlelit dinner in a meadow of Viridian Forest (have Pika and Chuchu with you). Make Ruby stand at the top of a tower with a megaphone and he has to scream, "My pants are on fire!" Force Silver to try and teach Emerald how to drive (you can also give Emerald some sugar if you want but don't tell Silver)

Icy: *evil grin* Won't this be... Fun~... *Poofs them to the forest with Author Powers*
Honey: TO THE TEN FOOT PHONE!!!
Hostesses: *Run to the phone while Pokespe walks*

§On The Screen§

Red: Where are we?
Yellow: Viridian Forest...
Red: We're back? YES!!!!! What's that? *Points at the table in the meadow, but then sees food* FOOD! *Dives into food, then remembers Yellow* Want some?
Yellow: *Shakes head no*
Chuchu: What's going on?
Pika: Who knows, but it seems like Red's being oblivious again.

§Back With The Others§

Me: >:{()
Icy: ()}:<
Honey: Uh oh...
White: What?
Honey: They're using the "Angry Mustache Man" face!!!
Me: HE CANT BE THAT DENSE CAN HE?!?!?!
Icy: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS IS WRONG WTH HIM?!?! SPECIALSHIPPING!!!! PLEASE!!!
Honey: ... I have seen almost everything... *Poofs Red and Yellow back*
Icy: Ruby, your turn.
Ruby: *Sigh* Okay...
Icy: To the monitor room!

§With Ruby§

Ruby: Okay... Here goes nothing... MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE! That was too easy...
Firman: WE'LL HELP YOU!!! *Sprays Ruby with the fire hose*
Ruby: GAHHH!!! *Falls off building*
Fireman: Maybe this is why I was fired...

§Back to The Living§

Sapphire: Ruby... WHA'D YA' LET THAT HAPPEN FOR?!?!
Honey: HEY! AUTHOR POWERS ARENT AS EASY TO USE AS IT LOOKS YA KNOW!
Me: It's way easier.
Sapphire: o_o* Then. Why. Didn't. You. Save. Him.
Icy: Because we forgot, and thought it would be funnier. *Whispers* Now calm down if you want to see Silver teach Emerald how to drive while hopped up on sugar. *Revives Ruby*
Blue: *Puts a bunch of sugar into a smoothie* Here Emerald, have a smoothie.

§Later With Sliver and Emerald§

Emerald: Doyouevenknowhowtodrive? Doyou? Youdon'tdoyou? Whyareyoudoingthisifyoudon'tknowhowtodrive?
Silver: Just drive already so we can get this over with...
Emerald: Ican'treachthepeddlessohow-amIsupposedtodriveacar?
Silver: Figure it out! *Deadliest Death Glare*

§10 Minutes Later§

Emerald: *Gives up then gets poofed back to the building of the living*
Icy: That was great guys! Emerald being hopped up on sugar made it even better!
Silver: What was that!? 0_0*
Honey: RUN!!!
Everyone: *Runs and hides in a closet*
Me: *Whispers* We'll be right back after this short commercial.

§Commercial§

Narrator: (Picture the news reporter from Despicable Me) Hi there! And welcome to the Terrible Commercial! This is the commercial where we show where all the one star apps that no one likes for your phone/computers/device are made!
Audience: BOO! *Throws fruit and rotten potatoes*
Narrator: THATS IT! I QUIT!
Audience: YAY!!!
Narrator: You know what? I don't quit, no one else will hire me...
Audience: BOO! *Throws an angry Enderman*
Narrator: GAH!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!! *Runs*

§Back With Everyone§

Icy: SILVER!!! PUT DOWN THE RAY GUN!!!
Crys: WHY DO YOU HAVE A RAY GUN?!?!
Honey: Ice and I like to play Call of Duty: Zombies in the C.O.D. room upstairs. It has real zombies. *Uses "Puppy Powers" to lock Silver in a room*
Icy: *Still mad* Next dares... The next dates are by pinkheart1.

Ask Green why he calls Blue Pesky Girl and he can't say because she is pesky. Play the kings game. Gold, every time Silver says a certain word, start screaming.

Me: Green? Why do you call Blue "Pesky Girl"?
Green: Because I can.
Honey: That's the same answer as "Cause she's pesky".
Silver: *Shoots Green*
Icy: Bad Silver... You don't shoot people... *Carefully takes the Ray gun*
Honey: Pick a word Gold.
Gold: Um... The. *Grin*
Silver: Why in the-
Gold: GAHHHH!
Silver: *Fuming*
Honey: Okay next dare is by, HashtagAmourshipper

I dare Ruby to take Sapphire's virginity.

Everyone: •///•
Ruby and Sapphire: •///////////////•
Gold: All depends if he hasn't already done that!;P
Sapphire: H-HEY!
Icy: *Sing-songy* Hesitation's confirmation!!!
Sapphire: Ya know nothin 'bout if I'm still a virgin or not!
Me: LANGUAGE! There are children hosting and reading here!!! Say vegetable, like Bay did in Switched at Birth. And lastly, you know nothing about what we know...
Honey: STOP MAKING THE DISCLAIMER LONGER!!! *To Ruby and Sapphire* Now you two... GET IN THE CLOSET!!!
Ruby and Sapph: *Goes in the soundproofed room*
Icy: Next dares are by CANDYNINJA101401.

Have all the Kanto Dexholders watch The Conjuring and the rest of the Dexholders watch Annabelle, then throw them in a pit of dolls.

Kanto Dexholders: *Go and watch The Conjuring*
Yellow: EEP! *Covers her eyes*
Green: ...
Red: *Covers Yellow's ears*
Yellow: Um... •////•
Blue: Aww! *Takes pictures of the two* GAHHH!!
Honey: Pit of dolls!!!
Kanto Dexholders except Green: AHH!
Green: ...
Ruby and Sapphire: *Come out of closet with messy hair*
Ruby: Um....
Me: You guys have to watch Annabelle.
Sapphire: Who's Annabelle?
Icy: It's a movie. Go watch it.
Rest of Pokespe: *Go watch Annabelle*
Platinum: ...
Pearl: That was scary.
Diamond: *Staring at Platinum*
Gold: This is really boring.
Crys Shut up Gold!
Silver: ...
White: They would do this to make the doll move and...
Black: That's nice. (Not paying attention)
Sapphire: *Annoyed*
Ruby: *Girly scream* AHHHH!!!!
Emerald: *to Sapphire* I feel bad for you.
Icy: PIT OF DOLLS!!!
Pearl and Ruby: AHHHH!!!
Everyone else: -_-!
Honey: SILVER GOT THE RAY GUN BACK!!
Me: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Silver: *Shoots you*
You: *Falls injured*
Words that come across the screen: TheIcyAlpha is reviving you (C.O.D. reference)
Icy: IceQueen2002 AND I DO NOT OWN POKESPE, OR CALL OF DUTY, OR SWITCHED AT BIRTH, SORRY BUT ITS TRUE!!! *Dodges a ray from the Ray Gun*
Honey: THATS MY LINE!!!
Me: BYE!!