Pokspe Truth or Dare

Scary Stuffs

Icy: Hi, pokespe fans!
Honey: And welcome back to...
Me: Truth or Dare with pokespe!
Ruru: There's a lot to do in this chapter so let's get started!
Honey: The first dares are by Nishikino_Chizuru09

I dare Gold to take Crystal's virginity, and Ruby, roll in mud for the whole chapter >:3

Me: Okay... Crys, Gold, you know where the room is.
Crys: NO WAY!
Icy: Don't make us get the robot!
Ruru: *Inches towards the robot*
Crys: •////• I can't believe this is happening... *Walks towards the room slowly*
Gold: *Walks towards room, then turns around and throws his fists in the air*
Everyone: -_-! That perv...
Me: Ruby. Mud. Go.
Ruby: *Sighs* Fine... *Go rolls in mud* My poor cloths...
Icy: Um... Okay, next dares are by recon64.

I dare Cheren to tell us why Bianca has his glasses, and for Red (red has Charzard) to fight yellow (Yellow has Mew) in a Pokemon battle.

Honey: So... Cheren... Why does Bianca have your glasses?
Cheren: Without them it helps me focus more on Pokemon battles.

(A/N I haven't read that much of the X and Y arc)

Ruru: Please take your seats, the battle of Red verses Yellow will begin in five...
Icy: Four...
Honey: Three...
Me: Two...
Red: ...
Yellow: ...
Red: ...
Yellow: ...
Both: *Throw the towel*
Everyone: -_-!
Blue: Well, that was disappointing...
Icy: Look on the bright side, Blue! Maybe they threw the towel because they love each other and can't stand the idea of fighting each other.
Blue: *Fangirls*
Yellow: •////•
Red: What are you talking about?
Icy: Nothing!
Blue: *Faints*
Ruby: *Still rolling in mud* Can I stop now? I'm getting tired!
Hostesses: No.
Ruru: Next are my dares.

I dare for Blue to be eaten by a cannibal then can she be revived and turned into a Muk for two chaps?
Honey gets to orbit around earth with special gear.
Black gets to (get rid of) N in a war like way.
I dare for Greenie to become a gigantic spider!

Cannibal: *Appears* Hmm... *Looks around* AH! *Sees Blue* I like it when my meals can't fight back... *Eats*
Me: I don't want to see this! *Picks up Honey, and turns around and covers eyes*
Honey: *Whimpers in fear*
Green: o_O
Icy: I could've gone my whole life without seeing that...
Cannibal: *Gets sent to prison by author powers*
Blue: *Gets revived as a passed out Muk*
Green: How is she still passed out?
Ruru: She fangirled way too hard.
Honey: *Jumps to ground, wagging tail* Let's do this! I wanna see the earth! *Poofs herself into orbit*

§On The Ten Foot Phone§

Honey: Pretty... So many stars... *Tries to move around* This is why I like the ground and gravity; You can control where you move.

§After Orbit§

Honey: THAT WAS SO COOL! And then it got boring... Turns out, I like gravity.
Blue: *Wakes up* Muk?
Ruru: You've been turned into a Muk, now stop trying to talk to us.
Blue: Muk!
Ruru: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU!
Yellow: Actually, I-
Icy: *Poofs in N* Go, Black!
Black: *Death glare* You... *Opens the door to room 284*
Hostesses: *Gasp* ROOM 284!!!!
Me:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Honey: ARE YOU CRAZY, BLACK? !
Icy: YOU JUST RELEASED TWENTY ARMED POSSESSED CLOWNS!!
Ruru: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Me: WHERE DID THEY GET MACHINE GUNS?!?!?!
Icy: AND FLAME THROWERS?!?!
Ruru and Honey: ... WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES HERE! LESS TALKING MORE RUNNING!!!

§Some Time Later§

Everyone Except N: *Gasping and panting for air*
Icy: How did... We all... Live through that?!
Black: N died...
Everyone: ...
Pearl: All in favor of banning Black from ever going near that door again say nothing!
Readers: Something! :P
Pearl: Dang it...
Diamond: Hey, you tried.
Honey: *Checks dares again* Oh. My. Arceus. *Smile evilly, then turns Green into a gigantic spider*
Ruru and I: GAHHHH! *Censored* *Starts to panic*
Birds in Surrounding Area: *Fly away*
Ruru and I: *Gets sent to panic room by random readers reader powers*
Icy: Um... Okay then... *Turns Green back into a human* Next dares are by Sumsumgirl152.