Hairdos

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Honey: Hello, humans! I'm here with my ice loving friend, IceQueen2002.
Me: Let's get right to the dares. The dares are by aceg111.

I dare Green to flirt with Blue. Yellow to seduce a boy. Someone in the group give Silver a haircut.

Honey: Quick question, where are the pokespe members?
Me: I locked them in the other room. I'll let them out so we can get to the dares... *Unlocks door*
Ruby: Why did you do that!? My cloths got wrinkled...
Sapphire: Prissy boy...
Honey: SHU~T UP! On to the dares. Green, your up!
Green: *sighs and walks up to Blue* Hey, Blue. I like your... hair?
Blue: Thanks, Green!!! *Hugs him then kisses him*
Green: •/////•
Me: >_<'
Honey: Ice, what are you doing?
Me: Trying not to scream.
Honey: OldRivalShipping?
Me:OLDRIVALSHIPPING?! WHERE?
Red: What's OldRivalShipping?
Me: *Gasp* How could you!
Honey: *Sigh* Okay next part of the dare. Yellow! Come he~re!
Yellow: Yes?
Me: The dare says you have to seduce a boy.
Yellow: What? •////•
Me: You heard me. Now go. We can make you forget...
Yellow: Okay...
Honey: Great! Now, take this kid in the bedroom an-... Where'd the room go? Ice?
Me: There was a spider in it, so I ran out of it, and made it disappear... I'll bring it back now... *Makes bedroom reappear*
Honey: In you go! *Throws Yellow and random person in the bedroom* And don't come out till the suduction is done!
Platinum: Are you really going to make our Senior sleep with someone she doesn't know?
Crystal: It's really cruel...
Me: Relax. We'll just make everyone (except us) forget this happened, and then restore what Yellow lost.
*Groaning starts*
Blue: Goodbye innocent girl.
Me: I'm too young to hear this... *Sound proofs walls and door*
Honey: Yeah... Next dare...
Me: Okay, so that's where someone cuts Silver's hair? Since it'll be hilarious, I think Gold should do it! Where IS Gold?
Honey: I had security tie him up and throw him in the closet.
Me: Oh. Wait, we have security? Stop getting things without asking! Remember, I'm the one who feeds you.. Get him out of the closet while I chain Silver to a chair!:)

§₽Three Minutes Later₽§

Me: ARCEUS ******, SILVER! GET IN THE ******* CHAIR!
Silver: You can't make me!
Honey: I believe we can. *evil grin* You may do the honers Ice.
Me: AUTHOR POWERS!:) *Silver gets chained to a chair*
Gold: Now, how does this work...?
Everyone: *facepalm/Sweatdrop*
Honey: I'm going to tell you this once and slowly. Grab the pointy thing on the counter, and then cut his hair with it.
Gold: Okay, then.

§₽10 minutes later₽§

Me: How did Gold die?
Crystal: S-Silver broke f-f-from th-the chains and k-killed G-Gold!
Honey: What about Ruby?
Sapphire: He died when Gold messed up the haircut. He said 'So... Hideous..' And died.
Yellow: Can you make me forget what my dare was now?
Honey: Relax. They'll be revived, and you'll forget along with the rest of your friends by the next chapter.
Me: Quick note; Please comment your truths or dares. Until next time...

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