Pokspe Truth or Dare

Red Fights Himself

Honey: Yay! More dares!
Me: And theres a lot of them. *evil grin*
Emerald: Oh no...
Me: Onto the dares! The first dares are by pinkheart1

i dare silver to run around (outside in public) for a minute, screaming "help, help i've lost my voice, someone help me find it." emerald, go around, telling everyone your tall. i dare sapphire to act girly and ruby to actually act like a boy

Honey: Sliver, go outside and start screaming.
Silver: ... I don't want to.
Me: Go, or I'll throw you in the snake pit.
Honey: Spider pit.
Me: *shivers* Go or I'll throw you in the s-spider pit.
Silver: Fine... *walks out the door*
Honey: He went through the wrong door.
White: What door did he go through?
Me: He went through The Door Of Many Places. It takes you to many places. I wonder where he went... *checks* England... This should be good. To the ten foot phone!
Honey: Oh good! He's about to start.
Silver on screen: *Sigh and starts running around* HELP, HELP! I'VE LOST MY VOICE, SOMEONE HELP ME FIND IT! PLEASE! HELP ME FIND MY VOICE!
Easily annoyed by passer in England: What's wrong with this child? SHUT UP! Oh my Arceus, this kid. STOP! *Throws a tea cup at his head*
Silver: *Passed out*
Me: I'll bring him back now... *Teleports Silver into room and walks up to him* WAKE UP SO WE CAN GET ON WITH THE DARES!!! Emerald, your up. No gear by the way.
Sapphire: It says that?
Honey: No, but it'll be funny.
Emerald: *Walks up to Gold* I'm tall.
Gold: ... Whatever you say kid.
Emerald: *Goes up to the tallest person in the world* I'm tall.
Tallest person in the world: No your not! I could squash you by looking at you, now get out of my way!
Me: That was interesting... Ruby, Sapphire, your turn.
Sapphire: I love this dress! It's pink, it's sparkly, and it could make me look like a princess!
Ruby: Yo, Sapph! I just got a motorcycle. Wanna come on a ride?
Sapphire: It's not safe, Ruby. Plus, it would completely ruin my hair, and I just spent $20 to get it done.
Honey: Next dares are by aceg111.

i dare red to battle game red in a pokemon battle and another battle in someone else's choice. i dare everyone to go to the hottest and coldest place there is for 24 hours. green and crystal- listen to blacks yelling for a whole hour

Me: Red has to fight one of his counterparts? That's awesome!:)
Red: What's a counterpart.
Everyone: *facepalm*
Me: *Makes game Red appear* Manga Red, fight this person.
GR: ...
Red: He's so quiet...

§Three hours total§

Platinum: What's the update?
Honey: Red has one down, Game red has one down.

§Twenty hours total§

Pearl: *groans* How far are they now?
Me: both have two left..
Honey: I can't do this anymore... ITS A DRAW! OKAY?! GAME RED, MANGA RED! STOP! WE CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I can't get those wasted hours of my life back...
The Reds: ...
Me: They have to do another kind of battle, Honey.
Honey: *sighs* Blue chooses.
Blue: *Evil grin* Fistfight.
Me: Step into the circle.
Red: What circle? *circle appears* Never mind.
*both Reds step into the circle*
Honey: And Manga Red throws the first punch but- Oh Game Red blocks it!
Me: Always the same dead expression, not making a sound as Game Red punches Manga Red in the stomach.
Sapphire: Eww! Those boys are getting all dirty and bloody!
Honey: And Manga Red grabs Game Red's arm and flips him. Manga Red wins!
Me: To the hottest place there is!

§Sahara Desert§

Yellow: Did anyone bring any water?
Sapphire: Would it even help? I've already sweated through my cloths!
Ruby: Sweat makes you look tough.

§24 hours later§

Pokespe: *unconscious*
Me: Wow. They all passed out.
Honey: REVIVE!
Silver: How were you two able to do that.
Me: who else would revive you if we were to pass out. We used author powers to stay hydrated.
Honey: To the coldest place there is!

§Antartica§

Blue: I-I h-h-hate th-this pu-place...
Crystal: Emerald's already frozen!
Me: Small things freeze fast.
Pearl: What about Honey?
Me: I got her covered.

§24 hours later§

Honey: So they're all frozen?
Me: Except for Red, who lives on top of a mountain.
Honey: Melt!
Me: Last part of the dare. Crys, Green, and Black. Come here and do your part of the dare.

§An hour later§

Me: How'd it go?
Crystal: WHAT?!
Green: TALK LOUDER!
Me: Next dares are gonna be done quick. They're by mangareader4.

i dare gold to slap crystal then crystal can chase him with a weapon. everyone be in a play with a random shipping pair as the lead characters. play lazer tag.

Gold: *Sigh* Here goes nothing... Hey, Crys.
Crystal: Yeah?
Gold: *slaps Crystal*
Crystal: Gold... *chases him with a sword and eventually catches him* NEVER! *Stab* SLAP! *Stab* ME! *Stab* AGAIN! *Stab*
Gold: x_x
Blue: Remind me to never get involved in her Love Life...
Green: How about you do that for everyone?
Blue: Hahaha-No.
Honey:... Uh... Ice, you take care of this one...
Me: *Makes sword disappear and locks the armory* GET UP AND LIVE!
Honey: Time for a play!
Me: Let's do... Agencyshipping the lead of Romeo and Juliet but with a twist.

§The Very End of the Play§

White(Juliet): One more kiss, in case there's venom left on your lips. *kisses Black* •////• *Stabs herself with a toy dagger*
Romeos Father: *to the guard* You see the explanation is quite simple, *sees "Juliet" with knife in her chest* No... Not sweet Juliet... *They leave, as Black (Romeo) and White (Juliet) get up*
Black(Romeo) & White(Juliet): Brains?
§End of Play§

Diamond: That was the best version of Romeo and Juliet I've ever seen!
Platinum: have you even seen the original, or at least read the play?
Diamond: No, but it was awesome.
Honey: Lazer tag! I'm the referee!
Red: Why?
Honey: cause I can't wear the harness, or hold the gun. Now go!

§In the Lazer Tag Room§

Me: Die!
Yellow: Why do you keep yelling that?
Me: Shhh! Just play... DIE!
Green: What's wrong with her?
Sapphire: I don't like this game. It's violent.
Ruby: Violence can be good. It's like a video game.
Black: Are they still doing their first dare?
Me: It didn't have a time limit, so I had it last through the whole chapter. NOW PLAY!
Honey: Sorry, Ice. It's time to sign off.
Me: Fine... Don't forget to comment truths or dares or innocent people might "accidentally" get thrown into a volcano.
Honey: IceQueen2002 doesn't own Pokespe!