The Beach then Parenting??? What?

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Icy: The update is upon us!!!
Honey: Dun, dun, DUNNN!! *Cool creepish music on a piano plays*
Me: ... how is the piano playing by its self? ... OKAY, WHO LET THE GHOST OUT OF ITS ROOM!!! It was in time out!!!
Honey: ... Uh... I don't know? Onto the dares. First is Icy's.

I dare everyone to go to the beach and get a break from all this stuff for part of the chapter

Icy: TO THE BEACH!!!:)

§at the beach§

Me: Okay, sense we have to get on with the dares, we'll do them here. Next are by AurabondRiolu.

I dare red to make out with yellow. Make green tiny and make carry while. Then throw IcyAlpha in the Nyan cat and spider pit with no protection. And red and yellow have a baby and have to take care of it

Honey: ... I like these dares.
Me: SPECIALSHIPPING!!!!😄😄😄
Icy: Red and Yellow! You guys have to make out.
Red and Yellow: •///•
Honey: ... We're waiting!
Blue: *shakes trying to conceal excitement* Y-yeah guys, we're waiting. *Gets video camera ready*
Red and Yellow: *The have a make out session and Blue records the whole thing* •////•
Icy: Okay, next part. *Shrinks Green* Who wants to carry him first?
Blue: ME!!! ME!!
Honey: Take him.
Blue: *Takes Green in her hands* Awww! He's so small!!!
Green: (in a really high voice) Blue, put me down!
Blue: No.
Icy: Awww! OldRivalShipping!👏😊
Blue and Green: •\\\•
Me: Icy, get in the Nyan Cat pit.
Icy: Hmmm... Let me think about that-No.
Honey: Get. In. The. Pit.
Icy: No.
Me: ... I didn't want to have to do this, Icy, but you gave me no choice. *Throws Bellossom's pokeball*
Bellossom's: *Uses vine whip and throws Icy in the Nyan Cat out.
Icy: AHHHHHH-This isn't that bad... AHHH! DEATH RAINBOW!
Me: ... That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. GET UP AND LIVE!!!
Icy: Why. Why did you do that?
Honey: She didn't, Bellossom did. And Bellossom's gonna do it again if you don't get in the Spider Pit by yourself.
Icy: Fine... *Jumps in*
Me: Great job, Bellossom!
Icy: GAHHHHHHHH!!!
Honey: STOP BEING DEAD AND LIVE ALREADY!!!
Me: Hahaha! What happened?
Icy: Want to find out?
Me: NO!!! *Rocks in corner* No... No... Spiders... No! *Starts crying*
Honey: There aren't any spiders, your okay, your okay...
Me: *Shaky breath* I'm okay... Next dares.
Icy: Hey, Red, Yellow!
Red: Yeah?
Honey: Can you babysit for us?
Yellow: I guess.
Me: Great!
Honey: This little angel is Emma, and she's three weeks old.
Icy: Good luck!:)
Emma: WAAAHHHH!
Red: What does she want?
Icy: Okay, next dares are by-
Stranger: Why are those people holding a baby?
Honey: Uh, who are you? Leave.
Stranger: You haven't seen the last of me... *Leaves*
Icy: Okay??? As I was saying, next dares are by aceg111.

I dare Green and Silver to take care of 2 puppies and a kitten for a week. Yellow, make anyone of your choice your slave until the end of the chapter. Blue, scribble on someone's face while their sleeping.

Green: Now way I'm taking care of one of your hideous creatures!
Me and Honey: *GASP*
Me: *picks up Honey* How could you think that these adorable creatures are "hideous"! Just for that, you both have to take care of three kittens, two puppies, and Honey.
Honey: *Has two puppies and three kittens appear* Now, go get us all milk.
Green: Fine...
Honey: And Silver! Get us all snacks.
Silver: As long as I get to leave...
Icy: ... Okay! So, Yellow, who's going to be your slave?
Yellow: Uh... I guess Red???
Me: And what do you want him to do?
Yellow: I... Uh... I-I don't know.
Icy: I GOT AN IDEA!!!
Honey: What is it?!
Icy: KI~SS~!!!
Me: YEASSSSS!!!!
Red and Yellow: •////•
Yellow: N-no!
Gold: Come on Straw-Hat-Gal! Nothing exciting ever happens anymore!
Crystal: GOLD!!! *Swats his head*
Gold: Ow...
Icy: Let's just leave it alone... *whispers to everyone else* For now...
Green: Leave what alone?
Honey: Nothing! Okay, Blue, for the next dare, alls you have to do is push this orange button which will make everyone except the person that pushed the button fall asleep.
Me: Then the compartment above the button will open and hand you a pen. Theres only enough ink to draw on one persons face.
Icy: Then, when your done, put back the pen and push the violet button, and everyone will wake up. Push it whenever your ready.
Blue: Like this? *Pushes the button*
Honey: *Sleepily* Yea~h... Like th~at...
§Everyone but Blue collapses§

§5 minutes later§

Me: Why didn't we get the one with no side effects!
Honey: Cause your dumb...
Emerald: Everything hurts!
Honey: Maybe it's because your heads too small to get a massive headache, so it spread out everywhere.
Emerald: 😢
Honey: Okay, the last dares are by Scythe_chan.

1) I dare all the girls to prank the boys by pretending their dying (don't tell the boys)
2) (red scared of mirrors) make him fight a mirror
3) fill the room up with nyan cats so they can annoy you! :3

Blue: Let's get to work... *Laughs evilly*

§After getting set up a§

Icy: BOYS! COME QUICK!
Boys: What?
Me: Just... Go into the room with your crushes name on it... I'm so sorry! *Hides face in hands, fake cries and runs away*

§With Green§

Green: Blue? What's wrong, why are you on the floor?
Blue: I'm sick, Green... I may not have much time left...
Green: Then why aren't you in a hospital!.
Blue: .-.

§With Gold§

Gold: SSG?
Crys: Gold? Is that you?
Gold: Crys, are you okay?
Crys: No. I don't have much time left.
Gold: *Kisses her*
Crys: •///• *Runs out of room

(for the rest just imagine panicking cause I'm lazy and don't feel like doing the rest)
Boys: I cent believe they're going to die..
Girls: *comes out of room*
Icy: THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! You thought they were serious?
Me: This place is for truth or dare.
Honey: Okay, let's move on... Red! Wear these boxing gloves.
Red: Okay?
Icy: Now what you have to do is very simple; fight this mirror.
Red: NO!!! *Jumps in spider pit*
Me: Idiot... LIVE!!!
Honey: FIGHT THE ******* MIRROR!!!
Crystal: Language!
Honey: *Glare*
Red: *Whimper* Okay... *Lightly punches* GAHHHH!!! NO! YOU CANT MAKE ME!!! *Grabs chainsaw*
Icy: RUN!!!
Emerald: CAN'T YOU JUST GET RID OF THE MIRROR?!
Hostesses: *Stops* Oh yeah...
Honey: *Gets rid of the mirror and chainsaw* Remind me why we have a closet full of chainsaws?
Me: I don't know, they were here when I got the place.
Pearl: How many closets do you have and what are they for?
Me: Let's see, there's four stories, and a lot of closets, and we haven't opened all of them, some are hidden hallways with more closets...
Honey: and some of those are more hallways...
Icy: I like the one full of clown supplies.
Honey: Yeah that ones funny!
Icy: Okay, next dare includes the nyan cats...
Nyan cats: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
Me: Great! Now I have to call the nyan cat exterminator! He's starting to charge us extra you know!!!
NC: Meow meow meow meow meow!
Sapphire: Make it stop!!!
Honey: IceQueen2002 does not own pokespe!
Icy: BYE!!!

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