UNICORNS

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Me: Hello, readers! I'm here today with my adorable fluffy Co-Host (and pet) Honey!
Honey: Hi! We also happen to be here with the Pokspe Crew, Red, Blue (girl), Green (boy), Yellow, Crystal, Gold, Silver, Emerald, Ruby, Sapphire, Black, and White.
Me: N wanted to be here today but, I'm not naming names, he was attacked by someone. *fake cough* Honey did it! *fake cough*
Honey: Moving on... Everyone, say hi!
Pokespe: Hi.
Gold: We are doing this against our will.
Me: He's lying... On to the dares...
Honey: The first is a truth by KGamer226.

KGamer226
Everyone has to tell who their crush is.

Me: I say the Kanto Dexholders go first.
Red: Umm... Yellow...
Blue: GREEN! DUH!
Green: Blue.
Yellow: R-red. •////•
Me: SPECIALSHIPPING!!!
Honey: JOHTO!
Gold: Crys.
Crystal: *sighs* Gold.
Silver: No one.
Honey: I detect lies! Everyone knows you like Lyra so just say so. She isn't here. *Grins eviley*
Silver: ... IlikeLyra...
Me: NOW HOENN!!!
Ruby: Sapphire.
Sapphire: Ruby.
Both: •////•
Emerald: No one.
Blue: Sinnoh!
Platinum: Pearl.
Pearl: Lady.
Dia: Cake.
Honey: Sinnoh!
Black: White.
White: Black.
Me: one word each? Except for Silver and Emerald? Lame!
Dia: Well, we don't want to do this.
Honey: Next! Is another dare by KGamer226

The Girls: Don't laugh at any of these dares, and if they do, they have to kiss their crush.

White: What's that supposed to mean?
Sapphire: Yeah there hasn't been any dares yet.
Me: Cause we haven't gotten to the dares yet.
Everyone: Oh.
Me: Next is also by KGamer226.

Red, Green, Gold: play five nights at Freddy's

Platinum: What's five nights at Freddy's?
Everyone: *Facepalm*
Me: To the 10 foot phone!
Emerald: Why do you have a 10 foot phone.
Me & Honey: ... AUTHOR POWERS!!!
Honey: And cause we can.
Me: Now, TO THE GIANT PHONE! *Pushes Green, Gold, and Red in front of the phone and straps them to a chair*
***********3 Hours Later*************

Red, Green, and Gold: AHHHHHHH!!!
Girls: >_< *trying not to laugh*

***********5 Hours Later************

Red, Green, Gold: x_x
Sapphire: Hahaha! Dang it... *walks over to Ruby and kisses him... But it turns into a make out session*
Honey: BARK! Hey! Break it up!
Me: I guess I should revive them for the next dare... *screams in their ears* GET UP!!!
Honey: DIA! Say the next dare.
Dia: Next dare is also from KGamer226.

The Boys: wear a pink unicorn costume and sing 'PINK FLUFFY UNICORN DANCING ON RAINBOWS'

Black: No way!
Pearl: I agree. You can't make us!
Me: *Smiles evilly* Yes we can. *Uses author powers and makes the costumes sparkly too*
Crystal: Are you recording this?
Me: Want a copy?
Crys: No.
Honey: We can make a Sparkly Rainbow background.
Sapphire: PLEASE!
Blue: Text it to me! I'll use it for blackmail...:)
Me: Okay??? Now... RAINBOW SPARKLE BACKGROUND! *Background appears* Now, SING!
Boys: *Sigh* PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS RIDING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS RIDING ON RAINBOWS!
Yellow: *Giggle*
Honey: Boys stop! *I use author powers and put Red in regular cloths* Red! Get over here! *Red comes over* Now, you two, kiss!
Red & Yellow: •////• *Red picks Yellow up and kisses her*
Yellow: O////O
Honey: MY TURN FOR A DARE! IceQueen!
Me: What?
Honey: I DARE YOU TO JUMP INTO THE SPIDER PIT!!! :D
Me: SPIDER PIT!!! YOU SAID WE DONT HAVE ONE! YOU CANT MAKE ME! *Runs away screaming*
Honey: Well, that was... Interesting... Until next time! Bye everyone!:)

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