Karen story Part 18

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John-Jury

Arlo-arlo

Seraphina-Sera

Elaine-bandaid

Isen-o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡

Blyke-Goku

Remi-portable charger

Evie-meme master

Roland-Roland


Sera: lol you won't believe what happened

arlo: what

Sera: I was just shopping for some snacks because why not

Sera: so I reached for the chips and this Karen came up to me and was all like

Sera: uM YoUnG lADy I sAW thaT BAg of cHIps fIrSt hAND iT OVeR RighT NoW

Jury: lol

Sera: so then I froze time and ran away with the chips to the check out 

Sera: and you'll never guess who was there....

Sera: SUSAN!

Roland: lol I read back and read about her

arlo: not her!

Jury: big oof

Sera: she was taking a while scanning my stuff and the Karen would find me eventually

Sera: while she was busy talking about some weird magazine I saw the Karen coming

bandaid: oh dear

Sera: and she yelled the Susan screaming ' THIS YOUNG LADY STOLE MY BAG OF CHIPS!!!! '

portable charger:  this is gonna be good I can feel it

Sera: then Susan said ' oh? You like chips? Then you'll be interested about this magazine talking about fatty unutritious foods

Goku: ROASTED

o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: LOOOOOOOOOL NO WAY

Sera: and she was all like ' you calling me fat???? '

meme master: (≧▽≦)

Sera: so then Susan said ' if the shoe fits! Besides, I was watching the cameras. You were obviously not being robbed by this sweet girl

Roland: oof this lady knows how to roast!

Sera: then the Karen pulled out her ultimate trump card

Jury: LET ME SEE YOUR MANAGER

Sera: LET ME SEE YOUR MANAGER

Sera: ah! I see you are familiar with the Karen's ultimate move

John: yes! It is very affective. Not unless you got a Susan, then her ultimate move is very affective against the Karen...

Sera: I AM THE MANAGER

John: I AM THE MANAGER

John: you know me well * finger guns *

Sera: you know me well * finger guns *

portable charger: they remind me of Blyke and Isen XD

Goku: what? We don't sound that dumb do we?

portable charger: well... I-

o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: DON'T ANSWER THAT!!!

Sera: but anyways, then I asked trying to hold back laughing if she was going to check out my chips

Sera: and she said I could have it on the house and that she was too busy talking to the Karen about the cat eating salad meme

Jury: she has earned all my respect back

arlo: I hate to agree but same

Goku: oh! gtg I forgot about my math worksheet

o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: bye! We've got the text again tom

Sera: what?

meme master: (・-・)?

Goku: my name isn't Tom Isen ఠ_ఠ

o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;'༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨۝ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡: ARRRRRRRRRRGH IT AUTO CORRECTED TO TOM I MEANT TOMORROW 

Goku: BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Jury: WHAT LOL

Goku: ANYWAY BYE STEVE


authors note the auto correct this happened irl with me and my other friend Rosie, you would know her if you read the prophecy of astrallum. Mae was inspired and created  her

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